South Dakota Outlaws “Woman Thinking”

[The Sushi Bandit]

http://www.sushibandit.blogspot.com/

PIERRE, SD - Governor Mike Rounds (R) signed legislation Monday that bans all women who are residents of South Dakota from thinking.

The legislation is designed to help relieve women of the burden of being able to think for themselves except in cases where the woman may need to think in order to save her life such as in the event of a terrorist attack or figuring out what her husband wants for dinner.

[KT2000]

1. HA! I'm sharing that one!

:rofl:

Prevent Uppity-ness NOW!

[Monk06]

2. Nice photo collection. I stole the Pineapple Head baby and I'm not

giving it back!

[The Sushi Bandit]

3. Your welcome!!!

enjoy

[Deep13]

4. What about all that there book lernin?

We don't want that either! And I ain't descended from no apes!

[nickgutierrez]

5. "Descended" is way too big of a word for these people.

"My daddy weren't no ape!"

[NMMNG]

6. What?

The legislation is designed to help relieve women of the burden of being able to think for themselves except in cases where the woman may need to think in order to save her life such as in the event of a terrorist attack or figuring out what her husband wants for dinner.

Since when does a woman need to think to fix what a man wants for dinner. She just needs to be TOLD what to fix, dammit! :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. MrG always answers the dinner question with, "Whatever you feel like

making..." So I tell him we're having nothing. :)

[NMMNG]

9. Good one

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. North Dakota, embarrassed by association, changes name to "West Minnesota"

:spray: That's hysterical.