Man Proves He Is Faithful To Wife By Severing His Penis

[matcom]

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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia --A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/05/30/man_severs_penis_to_prove_faithfulness?mode=PF

[NewJeffCT]

1. I guess a lie detector was not available

ouch. i can't imagine doing that.

[Random_Australian]

2. none available as none exist.

Sheet I hate me polygraphs. Pretty farken easy to dupe.

[Bucky]

3. Matcom, I'm starting to think you're just making these stories up.

They're too good.

[XNASA]

4. If only it were that easy.

:cry:

[elperromagico]

5. What good is that kind of faithfulness to her?

[Neoma]

6. AHHHH!

I'm not a guy, but that just makes my crotch hurt just thinking about it. :scared:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. That's gonna leave a mark.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Cutting off your wang to spite your wife?

:shrug:

[arwalden]

10. Sounds Like Guilt To Me.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

9. Faithful perhaps, but not very useful.

:scared:

[In_The_Wind]

11. Real brilliance! Now everyone can feel the frustration.

[peekaloo]

12. strange take on the Peter Principle.

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[Nickster]

13. OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! WTF??? n/t