Quick Ones 2...

[bridgit]

What do you get if you put the Spice Girls in the toaster?

Pop tarts. :-)



Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa :spray:



Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now. :-)



How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." :-)



What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones. :-)



What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Na'cho Cheese. :-)



What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko. :-)



What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk. :-)



What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite. :-)



What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist :-)



What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table. :-)



What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. :-)



What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck. :-)



What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. :-)



Where do you get virgin wool?

From ugly sheep. :-)



Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

They all have phones. :-)



Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise. :-)

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Well I laughed. A worthy effort n/t

[bridgit]

2. cheers...

:toast: