Help me!! The Wal-Martians have invaded! I'm about to explode!

sinkingfeeling

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Wed May-31-06 10:16 AM
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Help me!! The Wal-Martians have invaded! I'm about to explode!

The Wal-Martians or Wal-Morons are once again overrunning our campus. Thousands of their 'associates' from around the world are here today. The university rents out the arena and the tennis complex, parking lots, and even the dorms to put these people up. They wander across the campus and stand in the middle of the public streets like dumb cattle! As a taxpayer, I'm pissed that they make it impossible to drive to my office.

And tomorrow is 'vendors'day'! Friday, the worst, the stockholders' meeting. Please transport me out of here!

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Sequoia

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Wed May-31-06 11:05 AM
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1. Okay

Edited on Wed May-31-06 11:07 AM by Sequoia

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