Lesser of two evils: who would you rather date?

[eyesroll]

Let's stay away from actual people (i.e. I don't want to see "Ann Coulter vs. Michelle Malkin" :scared:).


Responder chooses the lesser of two related evils and poses the next question.


I'll go first:

Would you rather date a loud drunk or weepy drunk?

[reyd reid reed]

1. Weepy

They're usually more sentimental as opposed to loud and mean. I hate a mean, ugly drunk.

Would you rather date a criminal defense lawyer or a personal injury lawyer?

[eyesroll]

3. Criminal defense.

(Future lawyer here, more likely to do criminal defense than PI, although I'm not too likely to do either.)

Someone who never let you pay for dinner but never let you pick the restaurant, or someone who always had you pay for dinner but always let you pick the restaurant?

[reyd reid reed]

12. I'm not a picky eater,

So I'd have to go with someone who never let me pay for dinner. I Am almost always broke.

Gangsta or gangster?

[eyesroll]

13. Gangster.

At least he'd probably be up-front about it.


Hates kids, or is 37 with grandchildren? (Assume you're of an age where it's appropriate to date a 37-year-old, if you're not.)

[Lautremont]

2. Weepy.

How about: someone setting a new standard in B.O., or an enthusiastic flatulant?

[eyesroll]

5. Eew. I guess the BO.

Someone whose idea of spicing it up is doing it with the lights on...or someone whose idea of spicing it up involves whips and other people?

[Lautremont]

11. The latter, I'd have to say.

I'm a broad-minded individual.

[dolo amber]

4. Well, *I'm* a loud, happy drunk

So I of course choose that option. :D

[eyesroll]

6. OK, now you get to pick a question.

[dolo amber]

7. M'kay...lessee

Would you rather...punch Russ Feingold in the face, or tongue-kiss Pat Robertson for 5 minutes? :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Tongue-kiss Pat.

I'd sell the video, thereby ending his career.

Would you rather date a hippy or a clown?

[eyesroll]

10. A hippy.

A constant tobacco-chewer (with requisite spit and bad breath), or someone who carries a small fire extinguisher around to use as a prop in a humorless way whenever someone lights a cigarette?

[eyesroll]

9. Punch Russ. (Sorry, Russ. If it was a quick kiss, I could do it, but

5 minutes is too long...if it's any consolation, I'm a weakling and it wouldn't do a lot of damage.)


Would you rather date...a sanctimonious and vociferous Green, or a quiet neocon?