If you met * and you didn't know who he was

[Oeditpus Rex]

what would you think he did for a living?

I'd probably guess he runs a gas station or something like that. Small-business owner/manager.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I dunno.....

do you think he's really smart enough to do that?

:shrug:

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Well, if he had an accountant

But I can see him doing PR-type stuff — trying to convince people that $3.40 per gallon is actually good for them.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. I still am unconvinced.....

I mean, is he capable of coherent sentences?

I sure wouldn't buy shit from him!

:hi:

[gratuitous]

3. If he was in his "ranchin'" get-up, I'd probably say . . .

Jack fuckin' Twist!

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Used car salesman would be my first thought

And here's something weird!

A * car teapot!

[Oeditpus Rex]

*waps forehead*

Of course. :eyes:

"How y'all doin'? Purty thang, ain't she?"

[caty]

18. That's what I would guess.

The kind of used car salesman that you sell you a real lemon but swear it was in "tip top" condition.

[otherlander]

6. Maybe some kinda preacher or something...

he's got that kinda believe-this-right-now look.

That could also make him some kinda sleasy door-to-door salesman....but my first thought would be fundie preacher.

[Fox Mulder]

7. Rodeo clown.

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. bathroom attendant

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Middle management at daddy's business.

Salaried with an odd job title, a company car, a three hour work-day, lots of busy work, no oversight responsibility, a personal secretary to fix his mess-ups and fake respect from co-workers who secretly despise him for the practical jokes he plays on them in a passive-aggressive effort to score frat boy "buddy" points.


Yeah.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. So you know Rodney?

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Yeah, and you can have him back now.

No, really. I insist.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Seriously

I knew a guy who was exactly as you described. We used to say he went to lunch for a living, which was pretty much what he did.

Com. plete. LEW. zarrr.

And he's old enough to run for president now. :scared:

[reyd reid reed]

10. I don't think I'd give him enough thought to even guess...

I Can see him as a used car salesman, though. Or hauling something.

[jane_pippin]

12. Junior High Gym Teacher

:scared:

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Trust fund baby

Knew a number of them in college. Party hearty, light in intellect spoiled brats.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Car salesman, pathetic middle-management, or Fundy pyramid entrepreneur

something like Amway or some other ignorant bullshit.

[cboy4]

17. Monkey with the Circus

:dunce: