Matcom can read your what?

[Archae]

Throw out your palm-reading charts! :rofl:

http://skepdic.com/essays/rumpology4dummies.html

[In_The_Wind]

1. Nope ~ not mine!

[everythingsxen]

2. Oh AlienGirl....

I wanna do some divination on you....

:evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

3. Is that like Magic 8-Ball?

[everythingsxen]

4. Something like that

:evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

5. Ask again later

:evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Oh, for sweet christ's sake. ANYONE can read my ass.

Just look at it. It screams "PIZZA!" It screams "FRIED CHICKEN!" It screams "ICE CREAM!"

[Archae]

7. Kick

:kick: for Matcom, where is he?

[matcom]

8. my Rumpology training tells me you are about to find true love

:rofl:

[Archae]

9. And then...

I'll do like I always do, when I'm with a girl, make a total ass of myself. :D

[txwhitedove]

10. Wait, we need pictures to, uh, fully understand how this works.

:popcorn:

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Hey, I need this. It's been a long time since I've had my

rump read. :) At least that's what he SAYS he was doing...:eyes: :P

[Archae]

12. I've got some crimson paint...

Well, you wanted your rump red... :D

Or can I do it this way? :spank:

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. The second way's the preferred method...

;) :P