“Fiber Choice, With Aloe Vera”

[Floogeldy]

“Fiber Choice, With Aloe Vera”

When you want to be safe. 100% all natural.

WARNING: Side effects may include blood clots, nose bleeds, Hershey squirts, toothlessness, deafness, arthritis, numbness, baldness, vomiting, pain, toenail fungus, disorientation, mood swings, Lou Gehrig’s Disease, amputation, aneurism, insomnia, fatigue, styes, unconsciousness, irritability, anorexia, under-arm perspiration, stroke, palpation, headache, brain tumor, nicotine addiction, weight gain, weight loss, listlessness, hyperactivity, early menstruation, swollen tongue, vaginal drip, alcoholism, discharge, paralysis and sleepiness.

[Heidi]

1. Stop.

You had me at "nose bleeds."

[Floogeldy]

2. .

:tv:

[Heidi]

3. That's a TV, right?

I am flummoxed.

[Richard Steele]

4. I already have 70% of those side-effects, and I consume no fiber at all.

So what do I need this stuff for?
Call me a 'discerning consumer' if you must, but I'm not sold
on this product.

[Heidi]

5. It may be a product for over-achievers, dicksteele.

:shrug:

[Richard Steele]

6. Over-Achievers: those BASTARDS!

I hate those guys!

I swear, I would get right up out of this chair
and sew their smug faces to their firm, toned asses
if I wasn't so lazy!

[Heidi]

7. Exactly.

I'd loathe them even more if I weren't one myself. :cry: