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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-07-06 09:20 AM
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It's PUNDAY!!!
Since it's Friday and most everyone is a good mood, I thought we could throw a few puns around!

I'll start...

What's the capital of Alaska?
Juneau
No, that's why I'm asking you!

Did you put the cat out last night?
No, I didn't know she was on fire!

When's the best time of day to visit the dentist?
2:30

Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her

Did you hear about the explosion at the boarding house?
No
Really? Roomers were flying!


your turn...
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-07-06 09:28 AM
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1. What do you call a high strung person from Taiwan?
A TaiPei personality.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-07-06 09:33 AM
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2. HAHAHA!!!
Good one. I'll have to use that one on my family this weekend! :D
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-07-06 09:37 AM
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3. oh boy Punday...that's my Funday!!!
thanks for posting:bounce:
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