Go ahead. Post your bad advice here.

[kmla]

Something like...

"Always test an electrical outlet by putting a metal fork in it. Handle first."

or

"Always buy stock from a company that has filed for bankruptcy. More often than not, they will recover."

Go ahead. It's your turn.

[Ravenseye]

1. Cheat on your wife

She won't mind.

[Inspired]

15. She won't mind

because she has agreed to getting a divorce as soon as the kids are out of school. 'Other women' fall for this one all the time. Like any wife would wait until child support is no longer court ordered. Sheesh.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Here's a good one:

If you suspect a natural gas leak in your house, be sure to light a match to see which direction the leak is coming from.

:P

[darmok167]

3. Pissing on an electric fence is a lot of fun.

You should try it sometime. :)

[Phillycat]

8. GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[swag]

4. Always buy the stock mutual fund with the best performance for the prior

year, but only if its expense ratio is above 1.5%. Also, make damn sure you pay a high commission on the trade.

[MissMillie]

5. Always vote republican

:hide:

[sarge43]

22. Damn. Beat us to it, MissMillie

:hi:

[ThomCat]

6. Trust everyone and they will become trustworthy.

[SnohoDem]

7. Don't bother to look both ways

when crossing the street. The cars _have_ to stop for you.

[kwassa]

9. Eat a big meal before swimming

It will give you extra energy.

[Crazy Dave]

10. Tell your wife or girlfriend that she has a good looking sister

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Send me all of your money.

[deucemagnet]

12. Need extra money?

Just help one of those Nigerian email guys move funds out of his country!

[usedtobesick]

13. Always spit into the wind or

stick your hands in the Tiger cage...

[Inspired]

14. If you want to lose weight, start smoking

[Skittles]

16. be yourself is the worst advice you can give most people

wait, I'm not sure that IS bad advice

[trackfan]

17. If your computer is running slow, try pressing a lot of buttons real fast.

That'll usually fix everything right up.

[LeftyMom]

18. The best way to be healthy is to eat a fuckton of meat. nt

[kmla]

25. Fuckton?

I thought Fuckton was a suburb of Shitload Springs.

I guess I should go buy me a road atlas...

[progmom]

19. never trust your instincts

:patriot:

[sarge43]

20. Press every button. One of them must work.

Tug on Superman's cape.

Pester the bear cub. Its mother probably isn't around.

Go away and stare directly into the sun.

And with thanks to the spousal unit, vote republican.

[KurtNYC]

21. When being chased by LAPD, yell "you'll never take me alive!"

When confronted by 5 Crips in a parking lot, say "Gangs are for wimps and losers."

You can save a lot of money by making your own sushi at home.

[deucemagnet]

23. When taking medication, if two pill every four hours is good,

then six pills every two hours must be better.

[sarge43]

24. Reenlist. n/t

[HughBeaumont]

26. The correct answer is always .. .

"Yes, that makes you look like a dumptruck, honey!"

[noonwitch]

27. Pick up those scissors and get running!

Go, Johnny, go!