LeftyKid has a joke for you!

[LeftyMom]

what did one monster say to the other monster?

rrrrrrrrargh!

[auntAgonist]

1. ummm

:rofl:

I was looking forward to a knock knock joke :evilgrin:

but that's pretty good!


aA
:hug:

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. at least he gets you to a punchline...

Ian McLargehuge's jokes are like this -

Ian - "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me - "Why?"
Ian - "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can I have a cookie?"

repeat 1 million, billion times a day

[LeftyMom]

5. No chicken joke here yet

but if I hear that banana knock knock joke one more time I'm leaving him on a convent doorstep and running like hell.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. Ian tries that one too...

and NEVER gets to the orange.

[Pithlet]

7. The banana knock knock joke. Ahhhhhhhh!

Alex just learned that one. He at least gets to the orange part eventually, but my 2 year old doesn't get past knock knock.

[Redstone]

10. And another million times when you're trying to sleep.

Welcome to parenthood.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

11. Around here that's usually singing time.

He'll spend about half his waking hours singing if he's not absorbed in anything else.

[Mutley]

3. How cute!

:D

[flvegan]

4. Wait, now...was either monster an immigrant that didn't speak the local

linguistics? From what I understand in other places, those monsters need to be deported.

[Redstone]

8. I'm guessing he's about six.

The elephant jokes will follow next year, trust me.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

9. not too far off

He turned five in April.

[Redstone]

12. Ah, you're getting to the fun part.

Well, actually, they're ALL fun parts. Until thirteen or so.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. How right you are, my dear Redstone!

Teenage hormones! Yikes........:scared:

[LeftyMom]

16. It's a pretty good age

He's easy to understand most of the time, he'll usually listen when I tell him something and he handles a day away from me like a pro. We have a lot of fun these days.

[Generic Brad]

14. My kid has a good knock-knock joke

Knock-Knock?
Who's there?
Impatient cow?
Impatient cow who?

And she shouts "Moo" before you can finish your question.

It's all in the timing.

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. man, that joke is so old

it's painted on the inside of a cave

:)

[Generic Brad]

17. Not to an 11 year old

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. no kidding

:)

[khashka]

19. Not bad

It made me chuckcle...

Now I have a joke for LeftyKid.... Two lesbians and a Rabbi walk into a bar.....


Actually, maybe we should wait a few years for that joke....


Khash.

[billyskank]

20. ...

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

21. From RetroKid:

Why are Pirates so Mean?

Because They just Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (said in best priate voice)

:rofl:

RL

[ulysses]

22. I have a feeling that there will be hell to pay

when Chris gets to the joke-telling stage. I absolutely tormented my sisters at that age. :D