How much fruit will it take to kill me?

[yvr girl]

I bought a whole watermelon and a whole pineapple on the same day. WHAT WAS I THINKING? The pineapples were on sale, so I had to get one. It's perfectly ripe now, so it has to be eaten.

But a whole watermelon too...yikes.

[billyskank]

1. YIVVER!!!

:bounce: :loveya:

I was just going to PM you. I haven't seen you in ages! How are you? :hug:

I doubt you will eat all the fruit, just take what you want.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. hey billy!

what time is it where you are?

[billyskank]

3. Hi bi_baby!

:hi: It is 8:33am here.

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Figured as much, 3:35 here!

I'm up late... :blush:

:bounce: Good to see you!!

[billyskank]

9. Good to see you too

:hug:

[yvr girl]

6. threadjacker

:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

Soooo sorry!!! Sleep deprivation, alcohol...etc...

You *know* I looooove you baby.... :D

Yes, sorry 'bout that :blush:

[yvr girl]

10. No worries

At least you're threadjacking my thread instead of someone elses.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. only the best...

i don't just threadjack *anyone*, y'know.... :D

:*

[yvr girl]

15. thanks darlin'

:*

[yvr girl]

4. It's been a crazy week

I had to work later than expected the last two nights. I needed to get a job app in today. I made it with 12 seconds to spare.

One week from now you'll not need to PM me.

[billyskank]

7. I can barely wait

I will keep my fingers crossed for you. :hug:

[yvr girl]

13. I think we should have good weather when you're here

I'll let you know what the forcast is closer to the time.

[khashka]

8. Billy!

Don't encourage her! She'll get all full of herself when she should be full of watermelon!


Khash.

[billyskank]

11. But yivver girl is *meant* to be all full of herself

I wouldn't want it any other way. :hi:

[khashka]

16. Well I agree

But don't tell her I said that or I'll deny it.

We've established a fine relationship: she occassionally condescends to kinda remember who I am and I run around saying she's a psycho. It's worked so far!

But if you tell her I like her.... you are a dead man, Billy!


Khash.

[billyskank]

18. It's okay, I won't spoil anything

Besides, she never flirts with me any more... :cry:

[yvr girl]

19. ....

:P

[yvr girl]

12. What do you expect me to be

hollow? I think not.

[yvr girl]

17. I forgot about the strawberries

:eyes:

Oh well - I'll eat them during tennis tomorrow.

[Dresden]

20. Try standing under the watermelon.....

after it's been dropped from at least 300 feet up; that should do the trick.

[Deja Q]

21. Well, there's Khash and I for starters...

:spray:

We'll kill ya with kindness! :D