In my defense, this was written by a woman...

[pokerfan]

*The Hormone Hostage*

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Note from the author: So why did I write this? Well, my significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

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[lildreamer316]

1. Kiiick. N/t

[RebelOne]

2. Too funny. I passed it on to all my female friends.

[wildhorses]

3. chocolate is the correct answer to ALL questions

why are we here?...chocolate

















see how nicely it works!!

[Kajsa]

4. This is great! Chocolates are the sure bet, every time.

A copy of this is going to my SO. He really needs to
read this-LOL!

I'm glad to see a thread where hormonal humor
and the " Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars"
dichotomy are taken in the humorous vein they were
intended for.


Men and Women can drive each other nuts.
Humor is a great release and can drive home a message
at the same time.

To quote Jimmy Buffett,

"if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."

[Kajsa]

5. Delete; posted duplicate message.

Sorry!

:blush:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. LOL.

:rofl:

[Vidar]

7. Very cute.

[texas1928]

8. Chocolate is fattening...

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