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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 01:38 PM
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Jesus saves!


(thanks to farker RainDawg)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 01:42 PM
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1. But Moses invests!
Gods, that joke is older than I am.

Khash.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 01:42 PM
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2. ...But Moses Invests
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 01:48 PM
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3. ...but Henri scores off the rebound!
:bounce:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 01:49 PM
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4. Thierry Henry - Only Jesus plays better
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 02:02 PM
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5. Jesus saves and Jesus shaves!



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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 02:05 PM
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6. Looks like Jesus is shaving with a Gillette Mach 3...
same razor I use!! Woo-hoo! :bounce:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 02:34 PM
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7. One blade's the Father, the other the Son, and the other the Holy Ghost nt
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 02:36 PM
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8. By the way, that ball WASN'T saved.
The jesusified goalie id Brazil's Dida. :mad:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 02:46 PM
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10. Had it been Jesus, the ball would've been saved.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 02:45 PM
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9. Thanks white Jesus!
:hi:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-08-06 02:47 PM
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11. Jesus Saves.....
Cause he shops at COSTCO....
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