rurallib
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Sat Jul-08-06 10:03 PM
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Billions of sperm Americans will die at the hands of teenage boys |
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this weekend. What will you do to stop this carnage of potential human life? (I am tired and going to bed, but I can't get this thought out of my mind. will see any reaction tomorrow). (jesus if old man Bush would have just whacked off that night.)
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arwalden
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Sat Jul-08-06 10:13 PM
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1. Well... Not Only Teenage Boys. |
Deja Q
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Sat Jul-08-06 10:16 PM
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2. Amputation isn't the answer. It's not pro-life enough. |
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:06 PM
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3. Every Sperm is Precious...... |
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Is that from Monty Python?
I can't remember where I heard it.......:shrug:
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:09 PM
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4. It's a song from Monty Python |
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Edited on Sat Jul-08-06 11:12 PM by LeftyMom
Artist: Monty Python Album: The Meaning Of Life
DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.
MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate.
PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine!
NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:16 PM
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6. Oh, thank you, my dear LeftyMom! |
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I thought it was from there......:rofl:
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:20 PM
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:26 PM
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8. That is so damn funny! |
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:37 PM
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Hi there! :hi:
(sorry I had to do that but when I think of teenage boys and sperm.....ummmmmmm)
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Sun Jul-09-06 01:05 AM
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Good to see you tonight!
I hear you about teenage boys.....and sperm!
:hi:
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:10 PM
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Never thought about it. Hey, is this a sex thread?
:rofl:
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:27 PM
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9. Won't somebody please think of the sperm?!?! |
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Sat Jul-08-06 11:48 PM
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11. OHH!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!! |
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