wow - this guy really hates LA - ("Aenima" by Tool)

[Skip Intro]

Not my words. Love the music, tho...


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Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
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[New Earth]

1. i love tool

and this song fucking rules. :hi:

[Hissyspit]

2. I have to say

I never felt ANY compunction to live in L.A.

[huskerlaw]

3. Sounds like LA

had its way with him and he's a tad bitter.


Honestly, I hate it when celebrities bitch about LA. Don't like it? Give back all the money you wouldn't have if all that "shit" you bitch about didn't exist...and then get the fuck out. :nopity:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. It's actually more of a condemnation of the popular culture...

That came out of LA, and was partially inspired by Bill Hicks' "Arizona Bay" routine.

[bicentennial_baby]

5. well said

and good props to Bill, r.i.p.

:pals:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Yeah, it's not that hard to figure out if you read the verses...

And not just the chorus.

And R.I.P. Bill Hicks indeed.