'That's what being a Protestant's all about'

[Oeditpus Rex]

"That's why it's the church for me! It's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing. But 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I like on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want."

"What?"

"French Ticklers... Crocodile Ribs... Black Mambos... sheaths that are designed not only to protect but to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress."

"Have you got one?"

"Have I got one? Well no. But I can go down the road and walk into Harry's any time I want and hold my head up, and say in a loud, steady voice, "Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant!"

"Why don't you?"

[KitchenWitch]

1. IBTL!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

2. Oh my

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

3. IBTL!

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

4. LOLOLOL!

:rofl:

IBTL

:rofl::rofl:

[pokerfan]

5. Pssst: Rex

MP is OK, just don't say the s-word!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Semprini?

:shrug:

[TheMightyFavog]

7. OI! OUT!

:grr:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread:

B*M
B*TTY
P*X
KN*CKERS
W**-W**
SEMPRINI

[Heidi]

9. But you use an aftershave called

Semprini. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. No, I use two kinds of after-shave lotions

Frankincense, Myrrh... three kinds of after-shave lotions — Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood... four kinds of after-shave lotions — Frankincense...

[TheMightyFavog]

11. You levt out KN*CKERS

Get it right, now!

[Benfea]

12. Monty Python roolz! -NT