And Now... A DU Caption Contest!

[TheMightyFavog]

"Young lady, How much have you had to drink today?"

(Hey, this is Wisconsin, We start them early around here...)

[dubeskin]

1. A couple pennies kind sir?

Ok, that was a little rude. I should take that back.

[NMMNG]

2. "I realize you're only 7, but a helmet law is a helmet law.

Now here's your ticket."

[sakabatou]

3. Hey, little lady, wanna play with my tazer?

[WCGreen]

4. Here's a little somethin' for the Policeman's Benevolent Balls...