I can't be the only guy who thinks Mortiis is an idiot....

[HEyHEY]

What say you?
I mean, who the fuck gets plastic surgery to look like a gnome? What does that prove? You know, there's people out there making decisions, inventing things, solving problems that affect us everyday. And this fuck is out there getting his ears extended?

[Redstone]

1. This is for real? He's like that guy who wants to look like a cat, and has

had a zillion plastic surgeries and implanted whiskers?

Yeesh.

Redstone

[Redstone]

2. OK, I saw his website. What a pretentious fuck he is!

Inflated sense of self-importance, anyone?

Redstone

[HEyHEY]

3. Ever met a Norwegian that wasn't like that?

[JVS]

11. Hey, badmouthing the Norwegians is for Swedes tp do.

The Norwegians aren't so bad anyway

[GirlinContempt]

4. :P

[Blue-Jay]

5. HA!

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Ahem.

[asthmaticeog]

7. He didn't get plastic surgery, ya credulous yutz.

It's fucking latex. Here he is in his civvies:

[Blue-Jay]

8. Nah, that's his brother, Portiis.

[asthmaticeog]

9. He's big in Japan.

They call him "Portiis-san."

[tigereye]

14. oh

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

10. You mean Vice magazine has been lying to me all these years?

[asthmaticeog]

12. Yes. I'm sorry.

But hey, at least you heard it from a friend. :hug:

[JVS]

13. I don't know how you can call yourself that after delivering such news!