Seedless watermelon?

[u4ic]

So what the hell are these white things in the watermelon, then? :grr: :shrug:

[XemaSab]

1. Infertile seeds?

:hide:

[u4ic]

4. But that goes

against Jeebus! :o

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. My brother uses that as part of his comedy act...

Brings em down everytime.

I'm with you u4ic... I guess they think we won't mind eating them. :hi:

[u4ic]

7. I don't want

to grow a watermelon in my tummy! :cry:

I guess we all recognize the inherent stupidity in the 'seedless' title. I think there are more white seeds in the seedless than black seeds in the regular variety (which is becoming harder to find; up here, anyway).

You can't spit the white seeds very far, either! :thumbsdown:

How is your dad, MrsGrumpy? I hope he's doing well. :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. He is doing good. He's home with us now, and the kids keep him

awake a lot. They love having him here. We just got him a kitten to help with the healing process. He tried to be all put on gruff...and then I caught him baby talking her today. :)

My grandpa had me so frightened about growing a watermelon in my tummy (like his) that, to this day, I still don't care much for it. :rofl: :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

3. You mean...they...LIED to us?

Dammit! :argh:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. No. no...! Think of it this way....

A regular watermelon has black seeds AND white seeds. A seedless watermelon lacks black seeds, making it a watermelon with less seeds...its seeds being less than the regular watermelon. Less Seeds...seeds be less...seeeddddlleessss...seedless. See? All better.


now, don't you worry your pretty little head about it anymore. :hi:

[u4ic]

8. They WOULDN'T??!?

:wow:

[Deja Q]

6. You don't want to know...

:wow:

[u4ic]

9. .

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[mdmc]

11. i don't eat much watermelon

seedless or otherwise:shrug: