Oh. My.

[reyd reid reed]

This just came in my e-mail.

Sit down and make sure you're not drinking anything.

Ready?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.




Disclaimer: Should this thread be questioned, I will officially disavow any knowledge of the content herein and will deny with my last gasp ever having seen, heard, read or posted such

[qnr]

1. You're right. Bad things do happen when you're bored :)

:hi: lol

[reyd reid reed]

3. See?

I warned you...

*sigh*

No one ever listens to me...

:cry:

[Floogeldy]

2. Heh.

;)

[reyd reid reed]

8. *ahem*

O8)

[txwhitedove]

4. Bwhahahaha...........

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

9. LOL!

I love finding little gems like that...

Sometimes boredom ain't All bad...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Damn, girl, you are too good!

Good and evil, that is!:evilgrin:



:rofl: :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

10. Me, Evil? Me?

Li'l ol' sweet, innocent me?

O8) :evilgrin::evilgrin: O8)


Ah...what the hell...

Why fight it?

[SeattleGirl]

6. *snork*!!!!!

That was great! Mycoxafloppin. Bwahahahaha! :rofl:

[Aristus]

7. *Splish!*

:spray:

Actually, my wife told that one to me years ago; she heard it in Dental Hygiene school.

[reyd reid reed]

11. *ahem*

Gave new meaning to the phrase 'rinse and spit'?

[Aristus]

14. Oh God, that's AWFUL!

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

15. Y'think?

:blush:

[sakabatou]

26. ...

:spray:

[reyd reid reed]

27. *hands sakabatou a towel*

Now, didn't I Warn you?

[jobycom]

12. Well, that's sure to get a rise out of... Oh never mind.

[reyd reid reed]

13. Pfizer?

Yeah...uh huh. That's it. Pfizer. Stock.

[jobycom]

16. 'Swat I meant. Honest.

O8)

(Man, I've never used an angel smilie before. Hope it doesn't hurt.)

[reyd reid reed]

17. Uh huh

Of Course it was. Never doubted it for a second.

(and you might wanna check that halo...it's starting to droop a bit. Heat'll do that, y'know...)

[jobycom]

19. Shhh. Don't spread this around, but

they wouldn't give me a hallo or wings, so I just made them out of marzipan. Makes a good snack for later.

[reyd reid reed]

21. LOL!

That explains the smell of almonds...I thought maybe it was your cologne or something...

You Are gonna share, aren't you?

(I made marzipan at Christmas a few years ago. Biggest pain in the ass...turned out really cool but took me so long to shape and paint and stain and glaze that I never would let anyone eat it. Never again)

[jobycom]

23. Sure, I'll share

But I call dibs on the halo!

The almonds aren't cologne or marzipan. I carry potassium cyanide at all times, in case I am suddenly captured by... Well, I can't talk about that.

[reyd reid reed]

24. Ahhhh...of course...

Be Prepared.

You're a scout...

[jobycom]

25. Scout? Me?

Hahaha. No. The family doesn't like me to talk about stuff, though.

[reyd reid reed]

28. Oh. Well, as long as it's the family

and not The Family, I wouldn't be too worried...

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Actually in pharmacology all drugs have three names.

Trade, generic and chemical.

[reyd reid reed]

20. I can speak trade...I can speak generic...I can even speak a little German

But chemical is right up there with math. Might as well be Latin.

Oh...wait...

Nemmind.

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Haha, I studied a little pharmacology a couple semesters ago.

Luckily we didn't cover the chemistry-related topics, haha.

[Ediacara]

29. Locking

:eyes: those sciencey sounding names were so clever I almost didn't see a sex thread :-)