Which of the following organizations aggravated me enough to say

[Ilsa]

"f#%k" on the way out the door on a Monday morning before 9:30 am?

A) The IRS
B) C-SPAN callers
C) The Church where my kids are going to Vacation Bible School

The answer: C. My son is disabled and can be aggressive, so I hired a paraprofessional aide to work with him at VBS this week so he and his brother could go. I paid the fees for the t-shirts, etc. The aide calls me the hour before and cancels.

Fine. Except my son really wants to go to VBS. I need to be with him since he doesn't have an aide. But I also need to come home and cancel appointments, etc. The VBS people had personel standing around talking and gossiping, inside and in th parking lot, but they couldn't find one person to sit with my kid for 30 minutes.

Well, appointments are cancelled. I have to leave now. See you later. Wish me luck. I'll need it in order to not be overheard whispering "f#%k" at VBS.