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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 11:32 AM
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God is the worst sport in the world.
That is all.

:patriot:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 11:35 AM
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1. Which god? And which instance?
Vishnu seems pretty mellow, sleeping and dreaming us all up in the cosmic ocean...

Allah and Jehova seem pretty mean though...
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 12:36 PM
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5. Well all of the all-powerful Ones, of course
:)
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 12:11 PM
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2. I think He lost His sense of humour when the Romans killed his kid
That would sour me on the whole human condition thing.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 12:14 PM
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4. His kid really took one for the team that time
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 12:14 PM
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3. Ahhh, nevermind!
Edited on Mon Jul-10-06 12:21 PM by Shell Beau
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 12:43 PM
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6. God is a sport?
How do you play it? Do you have to goto medical school first? Or can you just go into politics or become a parent?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-10-06 01:36 PM
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7. More like the trophy.
People have been competing with each other to know God or be God for as long as there have been people.
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