I'm having a conundrum - after I plunge the world into total chaos,

[Rabrrrrrr]

but before I destroy all last vestiges of hope, crushing humanity with an iron boot born of unmerciful hatred bringing naught but despair and utter desolation to all people and lands, covering the globe in eternal darkness and cold death beyond reckoning, what should I do with my fellow DUers?

On the chopping block first, so they can miss the despair and horrible suffering, or wait 'til the denouement, and give 'em a few extra months of life? Or make y'all part of the new power structure?

I'm having a hard time deciding.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Dammit, people, you aren't being bvery helpful.

I'm edging more and more to the first choice...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Rabrrrrrr...........

I strongly suggest, dear sir, that you include all of us in your power structure....

Especially now, since we know of your diabolically clever plan!

We might not like being tagged for destruction!

Since we've been forwarned....if you catch my drift!

Just sayin'......

:nuke:

[SOteric]

3. You could always

set me up as your personal chef.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I'd have a tough time destroying you - it would make me feel bad.

I think I'll keep you as chef, and keep matcom as our jester.

[IsIt1984Yet]

4. You need to think this through better. You should accept applications.

You'll need doctors and engineers and DJ's and stuff.

The rest can draw straws. Some can go sooner, some later.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Nah, no applications.

Anyone who would apply would just be a sycophant.

I'll hand pick the keepers, thank you.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Surely you'll save Wilford Brimley, won't you?

:rofl:

See? You need me. :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Of course he'll be saved! I'm doing this for him!

I'll preserve him for eternity, ensconced in amber.