Thread for inane sexual homophones that are bored even with themselves

jpgray

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:09 PM
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Thread for inane sexual homophones that are bored even with themselves

Yeah. Um... would you like to see some tits, or something I guess? Ha; ha...? Yay.

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jpgray

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:10 PM
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1. Here's a beaver, paired with its accompanying breastworks... or something

:shrug: That has breast in there somewhere... you know. So you post around here much? :boring:

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jpgray

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:10 PM
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2. Check out this big cock. Yeah, it's all veinéd and wrinkly... real neat

You know, it's not very veinéd on second glance, but you know... got to bring something new to the table and all that. What's your major?

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Juffo Wup

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:11 PM
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3. Plug cocks, close nipples, heavy studs, suction head

All terms I use in engineering every day.

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xchrom

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:13 PM
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6. some people have the best jobs.

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Juffo Wup

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:18 PM
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7. Check out these hot pix

Plug Cock

Close Nipple

Heavy Stud

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xchrom

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:21 PM
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9. i know i've seen one of those at one of the sex clubs here in s.f.

might have been stud bolt with nuts -- but i'm not sure.

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wildhorses

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:27 PM
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11. yeah....nice work if you can get it....

just sayin'

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asthmaticeog

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:11 PM
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4. Big stiff cock here.

You know you love it, jp.

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anarch

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:12 PM
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5. this one really never gets old:

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anarch

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:18 PM
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8. and may I also add: Lake Titicaca

Edited on Mon Jul-10-06 02:19 PM by anarch

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deucemagnet

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:27 PM
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10. Check out the size of this erection.

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Runcible Spoon

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:30 PM
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12. reply for jaded cynics who are pleased even with themselves

:hi:

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Radical Activist

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:32 PM
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13. I bet he doesn't even appreciate AC/DC songs.

Bon Scott was a lyrical genius.

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jpgray

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Mon Jul-10-06 03:42 PM
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19. AC/DC is good

Edited on Mon Jul-10-06 03:42 PM by jpgray

Tedious Lounge sex threads that have been done 9,000,000 times aren't.

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Radical Activist

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Tue Jul-11-06 06:11 PM
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21. pardon me, I'll start another cat thread instead

Since we know how original and thoughtful most of the lounge posts are. I'll try to keep things up to the normal standards.

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trackfan

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:33 PM
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14. Don't forget the gay cock

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wildhorses

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:36 PM
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16. would that be a happy bird?

something to crow about...

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HEyHEY

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:35 PM
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15. Bored with myself? But I'm always thinking about you.

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redqueen

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:54 PM
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17. *yawn*

*goes back to sleep*

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wildhorses

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Mon Jul-10-06 02:56 PM
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18. roll over...

you're hogging the covers

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Maestro

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Mon Jul-10-06 03:43 PM
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20. Here's some jussi pussi

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