AWD
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Sun Dec-14-03 12:35 PM
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Dean captured! Insurgent supporters to remain vigilant |
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Edited on Sun Dec-14-03 12:36 PM by AWD
Now breaking on CKGTV (ClarkKerryGephardt Television), DNC loyalists have reportedly captured Democratic Presidential frontrunner Howard Dean.
Dean surrendered without a shot being fired, but he did raise 500,000 dollars in the 4 minutes it took to drag him from his Vermont home to the waiting paddywagon.
When asked why it took so long to find where Dean was hiding, a Kerry supporter said "He was apparently hiding at the top of the polls. We haven't been there yet, so we were unable to locate him."
Dean loyalists released a statement following the capture. The statement vowed to continue the insurgency "until the Democratic Party is free from the tyrants that continue to exploit it for their own bloodthirst."
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Sarcasm, people. Deep breaths.
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Sun Dec-14-03 12:37 PM
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1. get the bat get the bat! |
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we have the power!!!!! lol
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Sun Dec-14-03 12:37 PM
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Good stuff, AWD! All these attacks on Howie really say more about the motivations of the attackers than they do about Dean, IMO....
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Sun Dec-14-03 12:39 PM
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Thanks. I needed a break from all the fatalism around here.
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Sun Dec-14-03 01:37 PM
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I never realized that Saddam being captured would mean the end of sop many things. Let's just hope that Habitat For Humanity can somehow survive.
(more sarcasm)
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Sun Dec-14-03 12:53 PM
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4. As a loyal member of the |
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FedayDEAN, if I go down, it will be swinging my bat. :-) Seriously, this does not change the fact that this war was predicated on a lie about the threat of WMDs and does not change my opinion one bit.
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