Anyone else like uptempo erotica?

[reyd reid reed]

Or do you prefer yours slower and more....languid?

For scientific and literary purposes, you understand....

[supernova]

1. LOL!

:D

[HEyHEY]

2. Fuck me, fuck me hard, fuck me fast, then fuck off!

[GirlinContempt]

3. Ok.

[reyd reid reed]

7. Check.

One vote for uptempo.

:hi:

[Redstone]

15. The old "30-second screamer," eh?

Redstone

[Deep13]

30. Guess I'm not clear on what you want.

[khashka]

37. A man after my own heart!

So... you busy Saturday night HEyHEy?


Khash.

[Mutley]

4. That really depends...

You really have to take Mood into consideration. :D

[reyd reid reed]

8. So....

that would be an 'undecided', then?

Duly noted.

[Mutley]

11. The story of my life.

Sigh.

[reyd reid reed]

13. Sigh? What 'sigh'?

Variety...you wouldn't want the same food every day, would you? Liver, fish, fish, liver...a river of liver and an ocean of fish...

Oh.

Sorry...got carried away for a second there...

[Mutley]

26. Try standing in a store looking at two identical t-shirts except for color

going, "red or green, red or greed, red or green," for forty-five minutes. :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

28. LOL!

Could be worse, though. I mean...you could go through that for Days.

Although....hmmmmmm....days....

Now There's an interesting idea....

[Mutley]

32. Keeping in theme with your original topic, Oh yes.

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

5. I have heard that it is NOT

the dangle of the angle but,
the motion of the ocean




I think they were talk about fishing...

[reyd reid reed]

10. Of course they were...

Tackle and all that stuff.....












(one for languid?)

[wildhorses]

12. uh............

well............


it has been so long..........






that I would probably









take it

















anyway

































I could get it....:blush:

[reyd reid reed]

14. You too, huh?

Heh...that's okay. We're just....discriminating. Yeah, that's what it is. Discriminating.

[wildhorses]

21. dayum right...picky that's us

if I could just pick 'em...

[reyd reid reed]

22. Oh, I can pick 'em, all right...

My problem is getting Them to pick Me.

The Right ones, anyway.

[wildhorses]

23. wow... me too...

the one's I am NOT interested in CALL

the one's I WISH would call NEVER DO?!?!?!

whassup with that?

[reyd reid reed]

24. OR....how about 'shooting yourself in the foot' syndrome?

One Does call and you get so flustered and....

That you can't think of anything intelligent to say, so you keep your mouth shut? Or you start....any Number of things. Things that you either start or, what's sometimes worse...Don't start.

*sigh*

[wildhorses]

27. I bet we are twins in a parallel universe

you say shooting in the foot

and I say insert foot (in mouth) and chew to the knee...

[reyd reid reed]

31. Ahhhhhh...now THAT'S the story of My life...

"Open mouth, insert foot, chew vigorously"

[jobycom]

25. You may be

I'm just friggin' desperate! (No, I didn't just say that. I promise I didn't just say that! WHo would believe such a thing?) :hide:

[reyd reid reed]

29. Not me...

I've decided that we're all the cream of the crop...that's what it is. We're so hot that they're just afraid of getting their little....digits....singed.

Yup. That's it. That's Gotta be it.

[jobycom]

35. Well, I don't know about the rest of these clowns

But that's the truth about you and me, and that's what I'll tell anyone who asks!

[Schema Thing]

6. Uhm, alternate-ive for me :)

[reyd reid reed]

9. So, you like it both ways, huh?

Okie-dokey, then.

:hi:

[Schema Thing]

18. ;-)

[Redstone]

16. Low and slow. Unless the kids are due home soon, and we have

to keep it under that half-hour mark.

Redstone

[reyd reid reed]

17. And that's why us grown-ups need our naps, too...

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

19. I'm a sixty-minute man myself

but the tempo during that sixty minutes can vary quite a bit.

[reyd reid reed]

20. Ooooooh....

Sixty minutes, huh? Varying...






Oh. Wait. Scientific and literary. Yeah.

*ahem*

So...what should I put you down for, exactly?

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

33. I believe in finding the right tempo

sometimes fast, sometimes slow.

it's the music of the spheres

and of the irregular polyhedrons

[WCGreen]

34. A slow, easy build....

To a screaming dance beat....

[Burma Jones]

36. Like a Raga

Starts slow and exploratory, has a moderate middle part and a fast driving finish

some ragas can take five minutes and some go on for an hour or so.......

[Call Me Wesley]

38. Locking.

Erotica backwards is 'Acitore.' Did you know that? Makes me chuckle all the time. All the time. Really.


Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator