LaraMN
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:22 PM
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I watched so much bad Lifetime Network programming yesterday |
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I think I'm dumber today. And sappier. And taking on the characteristics of Meredith Baxter and Lindsay Wagner. I also feel a nearly unbearable urge to have an affair, fake my own death, and sell my fruit-of-infidelity offspring on the black market to a murderous couple from the east coast, both of whom have bad early-nineties hair and wear shoulder pads, so that I can finance my addiction to diet pills and methamphetamines.
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:23 PM
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LaraMN
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:24 PM
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2. Well, I needed a break from all the porn I usually watch. |
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:24 PM
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Back away from the TV, Lara, before it gets any worse! :rofl:
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LaraMN
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:26 PM
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4. S'okay, the kids are saturating the household psyche with NickToons |
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now. I think if I start drinking now, SpongeBob's voice might start sounding sexy by ten o'clock.
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:29 PM
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Indeed, you'd better hit the bottle now if you want SpongeBob's voice to start sounding sexy! :rofl:
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:33 PM
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6. Um... is there such a thing as GOOD Lifetime programming? |
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:36 PM
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7. Sometimes things are so BAD that they become GOOD... |
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that's my general take on the LMN.
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:42 PM
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:52 PM
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and another loungite wittier than myself once called it the "White women in peril" -channel....lol
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:41 PM
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8. When I was recovering two years ago.... |
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Jaked up onMorphine and Adavan, the nursed would turn Life TIme movies on...
I would incorporate some of the story line into the nifty delusions I had going on on the other side of my eyeballs...
Anyway, I felt so cheap and tawdry after I came too....
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Mon Jul-10-06 05:01 PM
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you *are* cheap and tawdry. :shrug:
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Mon Jul-10-06 05:21 PM
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15. Well, I can be had for a good Chilie Dog..... |
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Mon Jul-10-06 05:31 PM
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Mon Jul-10-06 05:37 PM
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17. I'll meet you half way...... |
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:45 PM
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10. My sister and I love Lifetime movies. |
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We also realized that many, especially ones based on a true story, take place in NJ. On a crappy day, we'll actually lie in bed watching Lifetime movies all day. We're very different people, but Lifetime brings us together. Oddly enough, for non-Lifetime movies, I tend to be into movies that involve guns or drugs...wait, so do Lifetime movies.
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:47 PM
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11. Which may explain your fondness for Hunter S. Thompson |
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Who was notably into both. ;)
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Mon Jul-10-06 04:49 PM
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12. Well I'm a fan of guns and drugs, but unlike HST I use them seperately. |
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Mon Jul-10-06 06:14 PM
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19. In all fairness to Lifetime TV |
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When I was visiting the United States, I used to watch it for reruns of "Unsolved Mysteries". I thoroughly enjoyed that show and was devastated when they took it off the air in my country so it was wonderful to see it again. When I realized that it was showing, I even got some of my relatives with whom I was going to be staying to record "Unsolved Mysteries" so I could watch it when I came to stay with them
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