The Venture Bros. Appreciation Thread.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

The Monarch: What's your name?

Dean: Dean Vent...

The Monarch: Your name is bitch!! And I own you! You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole god drilled in your slender frame...

King Gorilla, you got a cigarette?

There. I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke!

(double take)

Holy shit! You're Dean fucking Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back! Here's your cigarette.

King Gorilla: Fuck you, gimme a dollar.

[CBGLuthier]

1. Go! Team! Venture!

I am lousy at quoting but this show is so fresh and well written it just makes me warm and happy all over.

And 3 episodes into the second season and not a clunker yet.

May the brothers live (or die) forever.

[Hissyspit]

2. Dr. Girlfriend!

She is SO HOT!

Um... until she opens her mouth.

[everythingsxen]

3. Venture Brothers rocks

One of my favorites.

[smoochpooch]

4. Monarch is the best!

Monarch: "Why did we bring the henchmen? We're gonna be the only ones there with henchmen!"

Dr. Girlfriend: "He's not a bad guy. You two actually have a lot in common."
Monarch: "Yeah, we do now!"

Monarch: "You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!"

[Blue_Tires]

6. BY FAR

i could watch a show JUST about the Monarch and his operation

[REP]

5. I Dare You To Make Less Sense!

How does it feel to be a liar, with pants constantly on fire?

Most of the Monarch's monlogue from the prison scene in "Return to Spider-Skull Island" was taken from a '70s special called "Scared Straight." I remember the hilarity of the "cold diarrhea in a dixie cup" from my childhood ... and apparently, so did Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick,

[Tenseiga]

7. Brock Sampson pwns j00

but really, Dr. Morpheus is the man on this show.