"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."

[bridgit]

Yogi Berra :thumbsup:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. "I didn't really say half the things I said."

-Yogi Berra

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[bridgit]

2. "I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

:rofl:

[progmom]

3. "You can observe a lot just by watching."

:D

[bridgit]

4. pft...

:spray: too true :rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. Like spitting, burping, patting, and groping?

:shrug:

[Telly Savalas]

8. To bring another thread into this.

[bridgit]

11. works for me...

[Telly Savalas]

6. That guy is the greatest philosopher ever.

[reyd reid reed]

7. Oh, decisions, decisions....

Okay...

"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious"



Even so...I just can't resist:

"Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken."

and

"I never said most of the things I said."




:rofl:

[bridgit]

12. lol...

:thumbsup:

[progmom]

9. "You should always go to other people's funerals...

...otherwise, they won't come to yours."

[SethInUpstateNY]

10. "Nobody goes there anymore.

It's too crowded."

[Ptah]

13. That's my favorite!

Welcome to DU.

:hi:

[SethInUpstateNY]

20. Thanks.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Yogi was good

One of my favorites: "Ah, nobody wins games with their face."

But he couldn't hold a fungo bat to Casey Stengel. Witness: http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/casey_stengel_senate_testimony.shtml

(The real kicker is Mantle's line at the end. But don't jump ahead, perverts!}



Edit: Audio clip here.

[bridgit]

17. there's a neg head in every crowd...

x(

[DelawareValleyDem]

15. Yogi describing the shadows in a certain outfield

"It gets late early out there"

[In_The_Wind]

16. Right ~

[Sugar Smack]

18. "It's deja vu all over again"

Mine Grandmaster Cheeseball!

:loveya: :rofl: :yourock:

[bridgit]

19. awwwwwwww, Sugar-Sugar; aw Honey-Honey...

:hi: :hi: :hi: :hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya: :headbang: :yourock: