HELP! I may need an intervention.

[In_The_Wind]

Sugar Smack is telling me that I'm buying Hoochie Mama clothes. :evilgrin: :shrug:

[evlbstrd]

1. Pics?

How else would we know?

[In_The_Wind]

5. The pics are on a two week delay.

Sorry but I'm downloading my pictures to a computer that can't connect to the web at the moment. You see ~ I'm on vacation and dial-up is too damn expensive from the hotel room.

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Hey! Where is Sug anyway?

Tell her to get her sweet little ass in the Lounge.

[In_The_Wind]

20. She is plum tuckered out and snoozing peacefully.

With visions of hot bods dancing through her dreams.
no doubt because she's smilin' in her slumber

[Deja Q]

21. Have you ever considered writing greeding card messages?

You'd be a winner.

[In_The_Wind]

33. HypnoToad

:loveya: Thank you!
but that sounds like work
S S thinks I should be a comedian.
I love being adored by my friends.

[Sugar Smack]

58. Swee'pea!! :D

I missed you. I was away from my computer for like a month but I'm back, and Joanie was wrong about the dreaming of the hot bods. I was dreaming of a corned-beef sandwich on grilled rye, with sauerkraut, russian dressing, melted provolone and onions. A pickle. German potato salad. You know, the works. :9

Joanie holds up the strappy red thing yesterday at the boutique, and I'm all like, "Hoochie Mama!"

"You know," I said, "Tarty."
"But good", I added, because we all need to let go and live it up sometimes. The dress is lovely.

:D :toast: :loveya: :pals:

[Dangerously Amused]

61. Hey yo sweetiecakes!

I've missed you too! I've missed you witty repartee and having a Lounge sister at my side and, well, just everybody has missed your pretty face on the picture threads especially. But I'm glad to hear that you and Joanie are having fun and staying out of trouble/not getting caught.

I hope you guys are taking plenty of pictures to share! 'Cuz I wanna see 'em all!


:bounce:




:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

66. Gawd, I love you! We'll have pictures to show you definitely.

Lounge sister, you made me feel great. I'm at your side and I'm truly happy to be posting again. I tell you the Keys are TONIC!! Geeze, you should be here WITH us! And not only that, it's like I'm putting myself thru BOOT CAMP with this exercise regimen. If I don't do what I say when I say it, I give myself a thrashing and send myself into isolation for 15 minutes. But this is the most fun I've had in months and months.



:hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[everythingsxen]

3. Sugar Smack?

I am not sure if that's DUer and if it is, I have to ask, is Sugar Smack a he and if he is a he, does he/did he know a guy named Shroom and go to a Rainbow Gathering or two with him?

[bridgit]

30. ppfftt...

:spray:

[In_The_Wind]

37. I fear she has been gone too long.

How quickly some forget. :cry:
Oh when will we see her on DU again?

[bridgit]

38. pm to follow shortly here please check...

:-)

[reyd reid reed]

4. Okay...and the problem is....

what, exactly?

:shrug:


*checks closet for hoochie-mama clothes*

Hey...at least you're buying clothes.

[In_The_Wind]

7. I'm too sexy for my clothes!

so sexy it hurts

I didn't want to do it but Key West put a spell on me.

BTW The new ink on my arse shows through my skirts. Who knew. :shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Bonus!

Some kind of special Hootchie Mama ink, is it? Did you have to pay extra for that?


:7

[In_The_Wind]

23. No but I've had to treat it with tender loving care while it heals.

[Richard Steele]

16. This post is worthless without photos!

It just had to be said.

[In_The_Wind]

24. Darn!

I so sorry, dicksteele. Will you please forgive me for posting a thread without pictures of my new red spaghetti-strap sundress (with matching red shoes and bag). The dress fits nicely into the Palm of my hand when it's folded, just a little bit of batik rayon.

[Richard Steele]

31. Well, that description DOES help. I'm picturing the dress right now...

...folded neatly in your hand! :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

48. *giggle*

:blush: oops :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Well now, my dear Joani....

That sounds good!

But I agree with evlbstrd........We need pics!

:applause: :applause:

[In_The_Wind]

9. We both have real Florida tans. We've lost weight and slept late everyday!

We took pics at mile marker 0.

You'll see us standing next to this landmark when I can post our vacation snapshots. :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

8. I bet you rock Hoochie Mama clothes

You're on vacation, have fun! :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

13. We're having a great time!

I can't bare the thought of leaving so I have an appointment with a real estate agent to look at apartments tomorrow.

[Sugar Smack]

60. She does!

She's inspired me to want to wear dresses too. I've been schlumping around in baggy pants and oversized tees for too long. How are you???

:bounce: :hi: :hi: :hi: :pals:

[miss_american_pie]

62. Good thanks

And she's right, you should wear dresses in the summer. It sounds like you two are having a blast. :hi:

[Deja Q]

10. I had to google the term...

And found nothing. Nothing I tells ya. NOTHING! :cry:

Not even any pictures.

What's a hoochie mama?

[In_The_Wind]

18. A bit of a tart.

or a frisky wench

[Deja Q]

19. Oh my! And with all that in mind,

I'll whip out my toaster... pop tarts go well in a toaster... :9

[redwitch]

11. Joan, You are ALWAYS on vacation!

Can I come with, next time? I've got some Hoochie Mama clothes I've been dying to wear someplace good!

[In_The_Wind]

22. I may not be on vacation in a few years.

There are so many jobs down here that I can do.
My biggest problem is the cold in New York. :cry: Everything hurts when I'm cold so the obvious solution to my physical problems is to move down here.

I'll be here (I hope! I hope! I hope!) so come on down. If this works out I'll be driving back with my parrot and all of my Hoochie Mama clothes on the 1st of December. BTW These threads will turn heads in Woodstock for sure.

[redwitch]

67. you can't leave upstate before we get together at least once!

my hubby's dr. told him to consider moving somewhere warm and sunny- he has SAD. But I wilt in the heat. So he's getting a light box and we'll hope for the best. Warm is kinder to sore joints, no doubt about it.

[In_The_Wind]

68. I'll be home for two or three months. I would love to meet you.

Perhaps we can get together in August.

[redwitch]

69. yes, let's!

I have been dying to go browse the antique shops in Saugerties- we could get together then. Let me know when you get home!

[swimboy]

12. all you need is your green cape

;)

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

25. the green lace is better left for another time

perhaps it'll be a proper wrap to wear on a December's eve



:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Glad to see you're enjoying yourselves.

Try not to have too much fun while the rest of us are slaving away for the man. :hi:

[Deja Q]

17. You should see me in my toga...

:D

[In_The_Wind]

29. There's no such thing as too much fun.

The 4th of July Fireworks Display over the ocean at Holiday Ilse was magnificent! The restaurants love treating tourist well. Somehow the drinks taste better when served overlooking the clear blue water.

I'm going to ship my trike down for the winter.

[Shine]

26. LOL! I love it! Glad to know you two are hooked up and hopefully

getting into lots of trouble. :evilgrin: :thumbsup:

[In_The_Wind]

27. Well, we aren't getting into any trouble we can't get out of.

Sugar even turned down an invitation to a full moon party on Saturday night.

:hi:

[Shine]

28. Well, you could always howl on your own.

:D

[In_The_Wind]

35. I love to celebrate the full moon.

It wakes me from a sound sleep when I'm home and I've gone outside on many a warm night to bask in it's splendor.
But there is nothing that compairs to moonlight on the water. I'll never grow tired of this place.

[mwdem]

32. You know, Hoochie Mama clothes are very okay.

I buy them any chance I get!:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

39. I was beginning to feel a little too old for them

but I've got nothing to worry about for about ten more years. :evilgrin:

[mwdem]

41. Why stop at ten?

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

47. It's like this:

Most little old ladies can't pull off the Hoochie Mama act too well.
I'll have to reevaluate my assets before my shopping trips in 10 or 15 years.

[mwdem]

49. Sweetie, I've seen your pics.

You're good to go for quite a few more years!

[In_The_Wind]

50. Thank you!

[WCGreen]

34. Oh dear, Joan......

[In_The_Wind]

46. Take it easy Chris.

Don't hurt your-bad-self think about my new threads and my new ink.

[bridgit]

36. "intervention"? bah, you need a hoochie coochie back-door man...

:thumbsup:

[In_The_Wind]

40. He'll be here in time for supper Thursday.

[bridgit]

42. i'd ask you what's for supper, but it sounds like you'll be supping...

essence of man :9

[In_The_Wind]

44. not exactly

We have a chaperon.

But there will be cuddling and an all day fishing trip to enjoy. :)

[SeattleGirl]

43. But Joani, I thought you WERE a Hoochie Mama!

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

45. I am/was but I was masquerading as an old hippie.

I've found a new attitude to go with the lower latitude. :evilgrin:

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

51. Then pack the Hoochie Mama stuff away until you get back

into the northern latitudes.

Hope you and Sugar are having a fabulous time! :loveya:

[wildhorses]

52. I take it they don't have too many buttons and are tight in all

the right places?
:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

63. Zero buttons on the red number.

Then there is this little rose and green dress which buttons alllll of the way down the front. :evilgrin: The top button isn't going to stay closed :blush: no matter how I try.

[MissHoneychurch]

53. I will decide in Septemer

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

54. Hi MissH

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

55. Hey billy

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

56. Remember if I only pack Hoochie Mama clothes there will be lots of room.

Hey ~ that's the answer to my tendency of overpackin' :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

57. Since when did Hoochie Mama become a bad thing?

:evilgrin: I think she was paying you a compliment! :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

64. It's only a bad thing when my ex sees me walking away.

S S was telling me how hot I really look because I seem to forget that little fact.

:hi:

[LaraMN]

59. Well, for what it's worth,

I thoroughly approve! Hooch away, mama! Hooch. a. way.:bounce: :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

65. I'll take your very good advice, LaraMN.

It's a lot of fun which fits right in here however I might wind up with more attention than I've bargained for if I dress in Hoochie Mama Style at home sooooo I'll leave the hippie look up there when I fly or drive down as I plan to do regularly for the next few years since I already have a good friend to pick me up at the airport. :)

:hi: