Yeeeaaaa!!! It's Pee-wee!

[Jara sang]

The lovable masturbator!

[Richard Steele]

1. Masturbator?

That's today's
secret word!!!!
:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[Jara sang]

2. Heh-heh!

I know you are but what am I?

[Richard Steele]

4. What am I? Just a simple man. A simple man, with a SIMPLE dream...

A dream...
of 3 smokin' hot 60-year-old "best friend's mom" identical TRIPLETS
doing an acoustic-guitar version of "Whip It"
while flouncing about in tight tops and HOT PANTS!

They all said I was MAD....

[deucemagnet]

3. About six weeks after the arrest....

...he appeared at the MTV Video Music awards got a standing ovation, and asked the audience, "Heard any good jokes lately?" Classic. :applause:

[Richard Steele]

5. That really WAS 'classic'!

You know, I cannot remember a SINGLE ONE of the hundred
"Pee-Wee Herman Jokes" that we were all passing around
during those weeks....(and I passed around as many as anyone)

But I sure as hell remember him delivering that line with a straight face.
That was BEYOND just "funny"; it was frickin' INSPIRED!

As you say: CLASSIC!

[Writer]

6. I once worked with a man who looked very much like him.

Frightening, I know. Then one day he came to work in this older checkered suit that, I guess, was pulled from the back of his closet because he likely didn't have anything else to wear. He was the spitting image of Pee Wee.

The man's 48 now, if I have my calculation correct. Poor guy. :evilgrin:

[IsIt1984Yet]

7. Join in the fun and memories here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5355540

Pee Wee rocks :)

[Patiod]

8. Why do young guys today do that Pee-Wee thing with hair wax?

We were watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure on Sunday night, and I realized that Pee Wee was the first one to do that stupid looking peaky-thing with his hair using hair wax. Ick Ick Ick Ick Ick.

I miss the Playhouse!

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. If you love him so much, why don't you MARRY him???

:rofl:

My kids actually had a mock wedding to a fruit salad I made once. They love this show. :hi: