Unforgettable movie lines

[catmandu57]

"Living is an art, it's not bookkeeping, it takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to become himself".
From The time of your Life, James Cagney to an old barfly.
What's yours?

[mark414]

1. "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes...

on this motherfucking plane!!!"

do i really need to source this quote?

[catmandu57]

2. I don't think I've ever heard that

Where's it from?

[FVZA_Colonel]

100. Snakes on A Plane.

When this movie comes out, it will blow your theater to smithereens with it's awesomeness.

[AngryAmish]

74. There was a commercial for this on the All-Star Game

and there's not a Got-damned thing you can do about it.

[slide to the left]

3. hey james bond,

in america we drive on the right side of the road.



His house is huge, is dad owns Harrison Ford.

The Actor

No, the car dealership

[Aristus]

4. From "Apocalypse Now":

"Ah man, charging someone with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500."

[barb162]

94. Or "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

[Neoma]

5. Good will hunting:

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

[ncrainbowgrrl]

57. I have that as a .mp3 file- one of my favorite quotes.

And the performance was stellar.

[OhioBlue]

145. That's one of my favorite quotes too! n/t

[anarch]

6. that one line from that movie...how did it go? I forget.

No, really, who could ever forget this:

[Deep13]

8. McCoy: Go where?

Kirk: Where they went.

McCoy: Suppose they went nowhere.

Kirk: Then this will be your chance to get away from it all.

[Deep13]

7. Hmmm, Juicy Fruit.

[Cocoa]

9. "That's a big chicken"

Woody Allen in Sleeper.

[eridani]

97. My brain?!?!?!

That's my second favorite organ!

[Deep13]

10. I am your father!

[Ava]

16. May the Force be with you.

[Deep13]

21. Looks like I'm going nowhere.

[NewJeffCT]

62. I've got a bad feeling about this...

every Star Wars movie.

[Ava]

11. i'm shocked no one has post this one yet

From the movie "Network"

Beale: I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!

We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

I want you to get mad!

I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.

All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

"I'm as mad as hell,

and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"


Listen here: http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechnetwork2.html

[skygazer]

12. Here's looking at you, kid

Hmmm, may be time to watch Casablanca again.

[WoodyTobiasJr]

13. When we see the ocean, we figure we're safe, we're home

[Crankie Avalon]

114. Can you dig it? Can you dig it?...

...CAN YOU DIIIIIIIIG IT?!!

[Ava]

14. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Ava]

15. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

[livetohike]

20. "I am big. It's the pictures that got small".

:-)

[bertha katzenengel]

84. YIKES!

:rofl:

:yoiks:

:rofl:

OMG . . . WTF was the context of that photo?! :rofl:

[Ava]

17. You're gonna need a bigger boat.

- Jaws

[cobalt1999]

58. my most used movie quote.

[Ava]

18. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

- Godfather II

[LibDemAlways]

53. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..."

The Godfather

[NewJeffCT]

65. never take sides against the family

[AlCzervik]

19. -------

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

[Shredr]

25. ----------------

"Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away..."


LOL! Brilliant!

[GumboYaYa]

22. Outlaw Jossie Wales

Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a living somehow.

Jossie Wales: Dyin ain't much of a livin....

[Rambis]

28. Don't piss down my back and tell me its rainin

I have felt like saying that for about 6 years now.

[Rambis]

31. Say anything

Lloyd Dobler:
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that

[catmandu57]

36. Now spit

Chief Dan George.

[MorningGlow]

23. One of many from the same movie...

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

...

Yeah, I'm one of those chicks who likes Caddyshack. I'm weird, I know.

[Crankie Avalon]

115. There's a lot of...well, BADNESS in the world, Danny...

...I see it every day in my courtroom. I've had to sentence boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it...felt I owwwwwwwed it to them.

[MorningGlow]

118. How 'bout a Fresca? n/t

[Rude Horner]

154. LOVE all three of these from Caddyshack

"Hey llama, how 'bout somethin' for the effort?" :rofl:
"Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them." hehehe

I also love Rodney Dangerfield in that movie. That guy could just walk across the room and insult everyone in his path, and it was hilarious. Calling the priest a rabbi. Asking if the judge's wife wanted to make $12 the hard way. LOL!!!

[Shredr]

24. Get away from her you BITCH!

An ass-kickin' Sigourney Weaver from ALIENS! I stood up and cheered in the theater the first time I saw it.

[NewJeffCT]

63. They mostly come out at night... mostly

great line from Newt.

[Deep13]

172. Well that's just great! ...

Now what the fuck are we s'posed to do. We're in some pretty serious shit now. Game over, man.

[skygazer]

26. Fasten your seatbelts

It's going to be a bumpy night.

All About Eve.

[Shredr]

27. Unforgettable UNFORGIVEN

LITTLE BILL DAGGETT: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
WILLIAM MUNNY: He should have armed himself, if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
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WILLIAM MUNNY: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
THE SCHOFIELD KID: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
WILLIAM MUNNY: We all got it comin', kid.

[everythingsxen]

82. I was just thinking about posting that!

:rofl:

That is an awesome line. The first one I mean.

I also love the part right after that where...

Little Bill: You be William Munny out of Missouri, killer of women and children.
William Munny: I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one point or another and now I'm here to kill you Little Bill.

[Shredr]

136. Another great line!

The film is full of them.

English Bob: If you were to try to assassination a king, sir, the, how shall I say it, the aura of royalty would cause you to miss. But, the president

English Bob: , I mean, why not shoot the president?



His words, not mine.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. "Shut the fuck up, Donny!"

Sorry I had to watch it today with my sister because she was tripping off the meds for her wisdom tooth removal this morning.

[HEyHEY]

32. "I've had a bad a day and I HATE the fucking eagles, man"

[Burma Jones]

47. The Dude Abides.......

[smoochpooch]

85. "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

Classic

[bobthedrummer]

30. "Where's Major Kong?"... from Kubrick's "Dr. Strangelove: or How I

Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

[eridani]

98. "You can't fight in here!"

This is the WAR room!

[HEyHEY]

33. "Sad story. Got a smoke?"

[terrya]

34. From "The Lion in Winter":

Eleanor (Katharine Hepburn) to Henry II (Peter O' Toole) "I could peel you like a pear and God Himself would call it justice"

That film is just a treasure trove of great, unforgettable dialogue.

[CBHagman]

78. Amen to that, terrya.

The whole cast is terrific, but Peter O'Toole and Katharine Hepburn in particular have deadly aim with the rapier wit in that movie.

And that movie has a HUGE following, on DU and elsewhere.

"What shall we hang, the holly or each other?"

"Whatever shall we do with Mother?"

[Ava]

35. Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

Kill Bill v. 2

[catmandu57]

37. Hows Jesus look to you now Bob?

Kris Kristoferson as Billy the kid when he kills Bob Olinger.

[taterguy]

38. Hey hey be nice, because whereever you go, there you are

[mark414]

39. there's no fighting in the war room!

[EstimatedProphet]

40. Snakes! On a plane!

And there's not a Got-damn thing you can do about it!

Samuel L Jackson-Snakes on a Plane

[EstimatedProphet]

41. Rosebud

Orson Welles, Citizen Kane

[YankeyMCC]

42. "My friends. You bow to no one"

Aragorn to the four hobbits before he and the crowd at his coronation kneel to them

[LynneSin]

43. A polar bear fell on me.

Tinker from "Road House"

[jobycom]

44. You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

And every line from that film.

[slide to the left]

48. read the book

its way better than the movie

[jobycom]

49. I don't care

The movie was great. Whether the book is better or worse is irrelevant.

[Dervill Crow]

52. Well, if Mandy Patinkin was in the book, maybe . . . eom

[EFerrari]

104. Every single line.

"Let me explain. There is no time - let me sum up."

[jobycom]

121. Damn I love that movie. "Offer me anything I ask for."

"Anything you want."
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."

There is NO substitute.

[EFerrari]

133. The writing is perfect. And that almost never happens..

"I'll call the goon squad!"

"I'm ON the Goon Squad."

"You ARE the Goon Squad."

lol

[jobycom]

135. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

How many films can have goofy slapstick lines like that, then have "You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords," and have both lines work?

None, none I say. It's the Casablanca of my generation.


"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. "

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

[LynzM]

148. Love this movie. LOVE it.

And you make an excellent point about the range of lines that work in that film.

Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could espeed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.

I probably watched it once a week for about two years, from 1987-89 :)

[NewJeffCT]

151. Never go in against a Sicilian

when death is on the line... gak!

it's even funnier when you're part Sicilian like me.

[LynzM]

164. Hahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha..... *thud*

:rofl:

[jobycom]

174. And every line advanced the story or developed the characters

They weren't just throwaway one liners to get cheap laughs, like most films. Every one had a purpose. Well, maybe Billy Crystal threw out a couple, but it was rare.

"This is true love. You think this happens every day?"

ANd let's not forget the Peter Faulk segments. What seemed like just a cute device through most of the film had it's own emotional wallop with the last line. "Maybe you could come back and read it again tomorrow?" "As you wish."

[Burma Jones]

45. You Talkin' to Me?

[Flaxbee]

46. Never give up! Never surrender!

Galaxy Quest, a hilarious movie.

[bertha katzenengel]

80. By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged.

:rofl:

http://www.nd.edu/~tchapman/With+his+trusty+ray+gun.jpg

[CTyankee]

50. "Human nature, Mr. Allnut, is something we are placed in this world

to rise above."

Katharine Hepburn to Humphrey Bogart in "The African Queen" right after she has poured out all of his gin.

[Arkham House]

51. "She's my sister AND my daughter!"

[Skittles]

54. "Aim above morality"

Maude in Harold and Maude

[outofbounds]

55. Jeremiah Johnson

Can you skin Griz?

[elvisbear]

89. I can skin'em as fast as you can catch'em.

One of my favorite movies.

[outofbounds]

106. I'll bet I've seen 70+ times, never get bored with it. nt

:popcorn: The look on Redford's face when that old man came barreling through the house will always be stuck in my mind. :toast:

[begin_within]

56. "There's a word for women like you, but it's not used in polite society...

outside of a kennel."

[cobalt1999]

59. "...was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

[Canadian Socialist]

60. "I've come here to kick ass, and chew bubblegum...

and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[khashka]

61. A few

"My sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter!"

"She's a witch.... and you can spell that any way you want to!"

"Screw Maximillian!" "I do!" "So do I...."

"Why wish for the moon when we have the stars....."

"Boy, you gotta panty on your head!"

"Well... so... anyway....."


Okay, not a movie but I love the line:

"I am the Bad Wolf..."


Khash.

[NewJeffCT]

64. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

ghostbusters

[EFerrari]

101. "The nice lady who paid us in advance before she turned into a dog."

lol

"Nobody steps on a church in MY town!"

[jobycom]

122. Is it EVER possible to say "Who you going to call?" Without someone

shouting "Ghostbusters?" No, it is not.

[Bassic]

130. Not for people of my generation in any event.

I suspect that kids born in the 90's would be less inclined to have that reflex.

[jobycom]

132. I watched a cartoon last weekend

with my seven year old daughter. I think it was Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. One of the characters reaches for a phone, and the other asks "Who you going to call?" Yep, the other character whispers "Ghostbusters?"

[Bassic]

139. Then there is no escape! nt

[NewJeffCT]

66. I'm not dead yet

Monty Python & the Holy grail

[NewJeffCT]

67. 'ow do you know she's a witch?

Peasant: "she turned me into a newt!"

Bedivere: "A newt???"

Peasant (sheepishly): "I got better"

[eridani]

99. "He's repressing me!"

"You saw it!"

[philosophie_en_rose]

166. Do you fweel a wittle giggle, when I say Biggus Dickus!

She has a NAME, centurion!!

Incontinentia!!!

INCONTINENTIA BUTTOCKS!

[charlie and algernon]

116. "Ray, when somebody asks if you're a god, you say 'YES!'"

[EFerrari]

138. Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy,

ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

(Shouldn't count because I don't really remember it. :) )

[OhioBlue]

146. I feel better. I think I'll go for a walk

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

150. yer not foolin' anyone

you'll be stone dead in a moment.

[kskiska]

68. "Butcha ARE in that chair, Blanche!"

Baby Jane (Bette Davis) to wheelchair-bound Joan Crawford who just said, "You wouldn't be so mean to me if I weren't in this chair."

Also, "Whaddya got?"
Marlon Brando (The Wild One) when asked what he was rebelling against.

[Shredr]

69. La dee dah.

La dee dah... if anyone had every told me I'd be going out with a girl who said la dee dah...

[baldguy]

70. Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
>>Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?<<
Can you give us an indication why?
>>Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?<<


Do these blow up into funny shapes?
>>Not unless you think round is funny.<<


Dammit, are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin' coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain't at?

[AngryAmish]

71. "It smells like Bigfoot's dick"

[Mutley]

72. "Keep eating your hand you won't be hungry for lunch."

[ironflange]

73. "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

There are so so many from that movie, but that's my favorite. Except for maybe "Timmy, you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[Rude Horner]

155. Probably THEEEE classic comedy line of all time

Have you EVER had anyone say "Surely" to you and not respond "...and don't call me Shirley". Cllllassic!

[RedCappedBandit]

75. Anything said by marvin

in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

76. "Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor."

Casablanca rocked.

"I've often speculated on why you won't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a Senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man; it's the romantic in me."

"You're right, Ugarte. I am a little more... impressed with you."

"Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try and invade."

"And what if you tracked down these men and killed them? What if you murdered all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands would rise to take our places. Even Nazis can't kill that fast."

"My dear Major, we are trying to cooperate with your government, but we cannot regulate the feelings of our people."
"Captain, are you entirely sure which side you are on?"

[long_green]

126. You forgot

"I remember every detail; thet Germans wore grey, you wore blue."

[Broken_Hero]

77. :)

"You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but everday I hear people crying for one"-Superman Returns...

[SKKY]

79. "No mo yanky my wanky. Donger need food."

Long Duck Dong, 16 candles. Classic.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

81. Almost forgot...

My favorite bit from "Miracle on 34th Street":

"I don't care what you do with ol' whisker puss, but if you go out there and rule there's no Santy Claus, you might as well start looking for that chicken farm right now! Why, we won't even be able to put you in the primaries!"

"But Charlie, please, listen to reason. I'm a responsible judge; I've taken an oath! How can I honestly say that there is a Santa Claus?"

"Oh, why don't you.... Alright, Henry. Let's play it your way. Let's say you go out there and tell 'em that you say there's no Santy Claus. It's all over the papers. The kids read it and they don't hang up their stockin's. Now, what happens to all the toys that were supposed to go in those stockin's? Nobody buys 'em. The toy manufacturers are gonna like that. So, they're gonna have to lay off a lot of their employees. Union employees. Now you got the CIO and the AFoL after you, and they're gonna adore ya for it. And they're gonna say it with votes. Oh, and the department stores are gonna love you too. And the Christmas card makers, and the candy companies.... Oh, Henry, you're gonna be one awful popular guy!

"And what about the Salvation Army? Why, they got a Santy Claus on every corner, and they take in a fortune. But you do it your way, Henry. You go out there and you tell 'em that the New York State Supreme Court rules there's no Santy Claus. Go ahead. But if you do, remember this: Next year, you can count on gettin' just two votes, your own and that District Attorney's out there!"

<Judge shakes his head, sighs>

"The District Attorney's a Republican."

[bertha katzenengel]

83. "You were a tomato! A tomato doesn't have logic! A tomato can't move!"

"Tootsie" -- possibly my all-time fave, definitely my all-time fave comedy.

[smoochpooch]

86. "The older the violin, the sweeter the music"

Robert Duvall in Lonesome Dove (yeah I know it was a novel first).

[gr8dane_daddy]

87. "Is it the same dream....

where you're in a sun god-like robe on top of a pyramid surrounded by thousands of naked ladies throwing little pickles at you?"

"Ah, no"

"Strange, why am I the only one who has that dream?"


Val Kilmer in Real Genius

[u4ic]

88. The Lion in Winter has so many classics

Poor John. Who says poor John? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!
Prince Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.

Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.
Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.

In a world where carpenters get resurrected, everything is possible.

[terrya]

108. One more:

Eleanor : "What would you have me do? Give out, give up, give in"?

Henry II: "Give me a little peace"

Eleanor : "A little? Why be so modest? How about eternal peace? Now, there's a thought"

I could quote from this glorious movie all day. :-)

[CBHagman]

90. Various quotes.

From Yours, Mine, and Ours:

Frank (Henry Fonda): Am I being stupid?
Helen (Lucille Ball): No, you're being a man, which is sometimes the same thing.

From Born Romantic:

Jocelyn (Catherine McCormack): I'm a weirdo. Look, if you like me, you must be a weirdo as well.
Eddie (Jimi Mistry): (Matter-of-factly.) Well, yeah.

From Groucho Marx (I forget which movies!):

I haven't seen so much mud-slinging since the last election!

There must be some way of getting that money without getting in trouble with the Hays Office!

[Straight Shooter]

91. Well, we don't want to end up on the g'damn Geraldo show.

From Thelma & Louise.

Also from that same show, in the scene where the cop is walking to their car: "Oh my God, it's a Nazi!"

[BlueIris]

92. "Hey, kid. You wanna point that toward the floor."

Kevin Bacon was so robbed of good praise for his role in this one. In my mind, his delivery of that line is just as impressive as, "Is that my daughter in there??"

[SmileyBoy]

93. "If things go well, I just might be showing her my O face."

"Oh Oh Ohhhhh..."

[mduffy31]

95. Holden McNeil...Chasing Amy...

I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know... I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

[philosophie_en_rose]

159. Snootchie Bootchies!

Dante: You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Randal: Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. "I'm not even supposed to be here today."

{throws stuff at Dante}

Randall: You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?

[JackDragna]

96. Oh yeah, that's right...

.. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.

[EFerrari]

102. "Honey, I'm home." n/t

[FVZA_Colonel]

103. Michael Corleone: My Father is no different than any powerful man,

any man with power, like a president or a senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

[FVZA_Colonel]

105. Now listen up, you primitive screwheads.

See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?- Ashley J. Williams, Army of Darkness


I could just quote from that movie until we're all ill.

[Deep13]

110. Now I swear, the next one of you primates so much as touches me..."

[querelle]

107. "I'd Love to Kiss You..............

but I just washed my hair."

Bette Davis from Beyond the Forest (I think).

Q

[Cannikin]

109. "Dont worry miss. Iv'e got you" "You've got me? Who's got you?"

[Cannikin]

125. actually, it was "Easy miss, I've got you."

[MissMillie]

111. "... and don't call me Shirley"

:silly:

[noonwitch]

112. Over?! Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

From Animal House

[RagingInMiami]

113. "Say hello to my little friend!"

[Crankie Avalon]

117. "What's the point?"

"The point is of no return, and you've just reached it."


Gas Station Attendant: Just passing through, huh? Boy, that motor's sure hot! You gals really must have been moving on these little machines. Yessir, the thrill of the open road. New places, new people, new sights of interest. Now that's what I believe in, seeing America first!
Varla: You won't find it down there, Columbus!


"They let 'em vote, smoke, and drive...and what do ya get? A Democrat for president, smoke up your chimney, Russian roulette on the highway..."

[ChickMagic]

119. Beer bong for the lady?

:rofl:

[dysfunctional press]

120. "...ass like a 10 year-old boy."

as in: "...a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk- ass like a 10 year-old boy."

spoken by bill pullman to arnold shwarzanegger in reference to jamie lee curtis in 'true lies'.

[dpbrown]

123. "I'm from the factory."

Midnight Express

[Strawman]

124. This aggression will not strand, man.

[long_green]

127. From "My Darling Clementine"

Wyatt Earp to barkeep (who I'll call Sam): You ever been in love, Sam?

Sam: Nope, been a bartender all my life

also, from "Mighty Joe Young"

"Am I going screwy, or did I just see a gorilla? And a beautiful dame!"

[auburngrad82]

128. "Cunnilingus and Psychiatry brought us to this!"

Actually from television (The Sopranos) but it's got to be one of the funniest lines ever.



Liberal bumper stickers

[Orrex]

129. "That's as good as it's gonna get, & it ain't gonna get that good again."

Christopher Walken in True Romance.

[Brigid]

131. From "Lord of War":

"They say that evil prevails if good men do nothing. What they should say is, evil prevails."

[EFerrari]

134. "We've just gotta stop having these days, that's all."

- Crimes of the Heart, Jessica Lange

[Debi]

137. Forget Paris

Yes, it's a line in the movie :P

[EFerrari]

140. "I've got my HEAD, I've lost my LEOPARD."

[arwalden]

141. I've Had Two Years To Grow Claws, Mother... JUNGLE RED!!

[querelle]

143. Oh Wow!

I forgot about the "jungle red" bit from The Women. Another great line from that movie was Joan Crawford saying......"When I'm wearing something that he doesn't like, I just take it off."

Fantastic stuff.............

Q

[arwalden]

162. Get Me A Bromide.... And Put Some GIN In It!!

[EFerrari]

142. Doug likes, "I'm just the night man." Dennis Weaver in

Touch of Evil.


I like "Thar's quitters to bury."


John Wayne in "Red River"

[BOSSHOG]

144. "SUCK MY DICK MASTER CHIEF"

Demi Moore to V. Mortenson in GI Jane

"I don't know what scruples are but I know if you got em you stole em from somebody else." Tatum Oneal to her daddy in Paper Moon

[LynzM]

163. Ooh, that is a good line

I about jumped up and cheered for her when she said it!

[SoCalDem]

147. "I want you to hold it between your knees."

Memorable Quotes from
Five Easy Pieces (1970)

Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[liontamer]

149. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

"This conversation is over"

Fight club rocks!

[Capn Sunshine]

152. "Now where's that Monkey? I want to shoot something"

In the new "Pirates" movie.

[BulletproofLandshark]

153. Sean Connery, from "The Rock"

"Only losers whine about trying to do their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

[TallahasseeGrannie]

156. I will come back for you!

Last of the Mohicans...Daniel Day (yumyum) Lewis.

ahhhh

[Rude Horner]

157. From "The Shining"

Delbert Grady: Your son has a very great talent. I don't think you are aware how great it is. That he is attempting to use that very talent against your will.
Jack Torrance: He is a very willful boy.
Delbert Grady: Indeed he is, Mr. Torrance. A very willful boy. A rather naughty boy, if I may be so bold, sir.
Jack Torrance: It's his mother. She, uh, interferes.
Delbert Grady: Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

I just get chills when that guy says "corrected her" in that polite English accent. Just plain creepy.

[Rude Horner]

158. From Fargo

Carl: Hey, look at that. Twin Cities. That's the IDS Building, the big glass one. Tallest skyscraper in the Midwest - after the uh, Sears, in, uh, Chicago, or John Hancock Building, whatever. You ever been to Minneapolis?
Grimsrud: No.
Carl: Would it kill you to say something?
Grimsrud: I did.
Carl: 'No.' That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a, that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. Shit, I'm sittin' here drivin', doin' all the drivin', man, the whole fuckin' way from Brainerd, drivin', just tryin' to chat, you know, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation?.............Well, fuck it. I don't have to talk either, man. See how you like it........... Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence..........Total fucking silence.

[Rude Horner]

160. And some great ones from "The Big Lebowski"

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

:rofl:

And sorry for the long one below, but this just cracks me up

WALTER: Over the line!
Smokey: Huh?
WALTER: Over the line, Smokey! I'm sorry. That's a foul.
SMOKEY: Bullshit. Mark it an eight, Dude.
WALTER: Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame.
SMOKEY: Bullshit. Walter!
WALTER: This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
DUDE: Come on Walter, it's just--it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, it's just a game.
WALTER: This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round- robin, am I wrong?
SMOKEY: Yeah, but--
WALTER: Am I wrong!?
SMOKEY: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker, Dude, I'm marking it an eight.
WALTER: Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
DUDE: Hey Walter--
WALTER: Mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
SMOKEY: I'm not--
WALTER: A world of pain.
WALTER: HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!
DUDE: Walter, they're calling the cops, put the piece away.
WALTER: MARK IT ZERO!
SMOKEY: Walter--
WALTER: YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!
SMOKEY: All right! There it is! It's fucking zero!
SMOKEY: You happy, you crazy fuck?
WALTER: This is a league game, Smokey

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

161. When I close my eyes...

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."

- Boogie Nights, 1997

[Glorfindel]

165. "He's not a floozy. He can't BE a floozy. You're a floozy."

Sandy Dennis to Elizabeth Taylor, speaking of Richard Burton, in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
;)

[Redneck Socialist]

167. Heineken!? Fuck that shit!

PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!

[TankLV]

168. Ronnie RAY-gun actually believing he served in the military in combat!

When he was just reliving one of his many bad movies.

That was a disgrace.

[pokerfan]

169. Some from the Bond series

James Bond: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
Bond: Bond. James Bond.


Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.


Pat Fearing: What exactly do you do?
Bond: Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.


Bond: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.

[billyskank]

170. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

- The Italian Job (the proper version)

[mduffy31]

171. Major League

"I say fuck you jobu...I do it myself."

"Look at this fuckin' guy"

"Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater..."

"Nice catch Hayes....don't ever fuckin' do it again..."

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

"JUUUST a bit outside......tried the corner and missed"

[catmandu57]

173. It's under a big W

You'll see it, it's right there under this big W.
It's a mad mad mad mad world.

[Deep13]

175. "It's bloody awful."

Laurence of Arabia. Col. Brighton explains the condition of the Arab revolt against the Turks to the just arrived Laurence.