Post here and I'll call you a "crotchety old bat," or a "geezerly menace."

[LaraMN]

No I won't, but I'll call you.
No I won't, but I'll give you a smooch, just for responding. :*

[Guava Jelly]

1. pucker up

:)

[LaraMN]

2. Right back atcha'!

[Xipe Totec]

3. I'm not dead yet....

[LaraMN]

4. Well stand back!

[Xipe Totec]

9. That put some extra points in my antlers!

[Deja Q]

5. I'll take anything I can get!

:D

[LaraMN]

8. Then take this!

If that's not disconcerting, I don't know what is.

[miss_american_pie]

6. Are you having oral issues today?

[LaraMN]

10. Define "issues".

:7
and you get a whole bunch:
:* :* :* :* :*

[ornotna]

7. How can I refuse

[LaraMN]

11. You can't!

Though you might wish that you could!

[bridgit]

12. doo-dee, doo-dee, doo-dee, doo-dee...

[LaraMN]

13. Hmmm...

[bridgit]

15. wee goody, maximal pucker lips...

:woohoo:

[anarch]

14. but...but I'm an "ill-tempered old coot", dammit!

I know my rights!

[LaraMN]

16. Well, the fabulous Mr. Puckers begs to differ!

[texanwitch]

17. OK, do your best.

Keep it clean.

[LaraMN]

21. Okayyy...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. OK, my dear Lara!

I'm ready! :pals: :*

[LaraMN]

23. Ok, Peggy!

[Skittles]

19. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY CANE

I WILL

[LaraMN]

24. I know you will.

That's why I"m blowing you one, so I can stay outside cane- rapping distance!

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. Hi.

[LaraMN]

25. Well HOWDY!

I know you'd just LOVE some collectible figurine affection!

[everythingsxen]

22. Can I be a Geezerly Menace?

It sounds more badass. :D

[LaraMN]

26. Sure,

You Geezerly Menace of whom I cower in fear.