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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:06 PM
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Some guys just need a good kick in the taco
Just sayin'
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:18 PM
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1. Kick.
Edited on Tue Jul-11-06 05:18 PM by Gidney N Cloyd
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:23 PM
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2. Guys have tacos?
::looks online for remedial sex ed course at local junior college::
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:39 PM
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7. A taco is a shape, not an object
Edited on Tue Jul-11-06 05:54 PM by Xipe Totec
a taco is an elongated cilinder...

Please don't hit me in the taco! :hide:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:34 PM
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3. I hope not. I store my tacos in my pants.
Keeps 'em warm.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:36 PM
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4. Um...hmmm...Anatomy 101...
Guys, well, they don't have...

Nevermind.

I agree. A good kick in the, um, taco.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:38 PM
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5. I thought not!
Not that I've ever seen one, but I heard from my best friend's cousin's older sister that that's not what's there at all. Not that I'd know. O8)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:45 PM
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8. I heards me a commercial the other day
about how this "Taco Bell" place was open late, and I could just drive on up and get me all the tacos I wanted with all the trimmings for a buck-ninetynine. I admit, I was a little curious. Not wanting to partake in the foreign buck-ninetynine tacos (all I could eat, practically!) but like a good car wreck, I wanted to see. So I rolls up there to that drive through winda, and I tells the little box that I want to taste the best taco they got. The little box says, "that'll be a dollar twenty seven" and I figure, wooo-hooo, what a deal. I pull up, and there's this younger lookin' boy at the winda. I says to him, "boy, I'm the feller that what asked fer to taste the best taco they had." and he says to me, "I got it right here." Well, I ain't that type, so I done peeled outta there as fast'n I could. Went 'n got me some Chinese food.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:38 PM
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6. Hey, you.
Suck my taco.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 05:46 PM
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9. the PINK taco?
You sick sexist son of a B!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:28 PM
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10. i could hit you with a taco?
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