Is it true that drinking water is bad for you?

[Placebo]

I've heard things.

[ohiosmith]

1. Yes. Fish fuck in it.

[Placebo]

3. I've thought about that before.

Fish fuck and shit in water. And then we drink it. That's just wrong.

[ohiosmith]

5. Arrogant inconsiderate bastards those fish. No regard for other species.

[Placebo]

6. Or themselves.

What other species defecates and fornicates in the same space it inhabits?

That's right, none.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. .

:spray:

[Placebo]

20. Careful there, purdy lady!

That water...could be dangerous.

Better let me handle it for you.

[flvegan]

7. But then, so do people...

and bears. WHAT ABOUT THE BEARS!!!???

[ohiosmith]

11. Bears fuck in water? Do they have hot tubs in their caves?

[Placebo]

12. I say this...

I won't be satisfied until they are on the endangered species list!

We must stop the bears. I call upon all nations, to stop these terrorist Bears.

Thank you.

Now watch this drive.

[flvegan]

23. Classic. The bears are part of the Axis of Evil

along with sharks and alligators.

[Placebo]

25. Especially alligators.

This is like "The Summer of Alligators" according to the cable news, they're f'n chomping babies heads off and holding up banks and church bake off's and shit.

It's a sick sad world.

[flvegan]

27. That's because sharks jumped the...well, shark last year.

Gotta have a new enemy. New terra. It's the war on terra, so it's the war on alligators.

[Midlodemocrat]

32. Yeah, shark week was a major disappointment this year.

I think this should be the year of the TURTLE!!!!!


:bounce:

[ALago1]

35. I knew it!

The bears! I knew it was them all along! Even when I thought it was the immigrants I knew it was the bears!!

(shameless simpsons reference)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. If I took a one liter pee in the ocean...

and that pee spread out over all the globe and its oceans, rivers, lakes, and reservoirs...

then if you poured a glass of water, from your tap, bottled water, whatever...

than that glass contains about 10,000 molecules from my pee.

[Placebo]

17. That's terrifying.

:scared:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. Now consider...

where all the millions of gallons of human waste ends up every day.

[Placebo]

21. Jesus makes them disappear.

That's why we pray.

Because he makes them disappear.

If we stop praying, he'll put it all into our lakes and rivers.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Dude. You are killing me here

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Which, frankly, is 10,000 molecules too much.

:rofl:

[Placebo]

26. Agreed.

:scared:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

30. And if you think that's bad...

consider that every time you drink a can of pepsi you're drinking roughly 400,000 molecules of Hitler pee.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. See, that's why I only drink wine in the box.

I mean, pee couldn't possibly get in there!!

:bounce:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

34. Well, sure.

If you like drinking several hundred billion molecules of what was once stegosaurus vomit.

[sendero]

38. It's hard to worry about that..

... when you consider that everything that leaves your toilet is treated and returned to your tap.

[Placebo]

39. AHHHHH!!!

Don't say things like that! I'll be up all night worrying about it. :scared:

[sendero]

40. You needn't worry ..really..

... the water you drink might well have passed through several people.

Through the miracle of chlorine, which oxidizes (burns basically) any organic matter, water is made 100% clean.

Just don't think about it!!!!!

[Placebo]

43. But your talking about it is making me think about it!

:scared:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. It can kill you if you drink too much too fast.

I guess some frat boys killed themselves "hazing" on water a couple of years ago.

Eh.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Pure water can kill you

It will leach all the minerals from your body until you go into cardiac arrest.

Plus, if you breath the stuff, you'll drown.

But in moderation it can be a life saver.

[Placebo]

10. Where does pure water come from?

Do you know? I've never heard of that before! :o

[Xipe Totec]

14. Distillation

Boiling and condensing is the only way to get pure water.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Yes. You should only drink

alcohol. That way the minerals stay in your body like Xipe Totec said and you won't die from mineral depletion. You might die from other things, however.

[flvegan]

9. A voice of reason. Thank ye gods!

[khashka]

15. Too much water too fast can kill you

Your brain swells. There was a case not too long ago where a woman made her young daughter drink glass after glass of water. And the little kid died from it.

Large (though not fatal) amounts of water can even (oddly) dehydrate you.

I'm with Midlo - the only "water" I drink is pronounced "vodka".

Khash.

[Xipe Totec]

19. Which literally means...

little water.

I prefer aguardiente, which means fire water.



:9

[khashka]

28. Or eau de vie!

Water of life!



Khash.

[Xipe Totec]

29. Indeed it is!

:toast:

[Sugar Smack]

41. Khash, I swannee-

:spray: :D

[Fox Mulder]

33. Water isn't bad. Dihydrogen Monoxide is bad, though.

:silly:

[Placebo]

37. That's what they say.

:scared:

[Generic Brad]

36. Not drinking water could be worse than ingesting it

And I would stick around for a response, but I'm thirsty.

[Maestro]

42. Of course it is bad for you. Check this out.

Fear it!

[RedCappedBandit]

44. Better stop breathing air