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Tue Jul-11-06 06:03 PM
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| A question for women who don't know how to dress. |
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Edited on Tue Jul-11-06 06:05 PM by jpgray
Are you free tonight?
(Yeah yeah, I know. Someone had to though.)
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| bridgit
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:05 PM
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| 1. MY rates have changed, they went up... |
| jpgray
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:08 PM
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| 3. Someday I hope to be overrated |
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:10 PM
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| 4. oh honey please, i'm not "overrated", i'm just high priced... |
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:07 PM
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| 2. Nice work, jpgray. This made me LOL. |
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:11 PM
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Ladies, if you don't know how to dress yourself.... how the hell do you get those bras on? Tricky things, bras. Or do you just look at them and think " Nope. I'll never figure out how to get that on!" (Which must make your menfolk happy. Their's an upside to everything!)
Khash.
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| LeftyMom
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:17 PM
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| 7. I'm going to let you in on a secret: |
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We're all double jointed and hiding it from you. :P
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:35 PM
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| 8. Well you are either all contortionists or have SOs |
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Women tend to do two things:
1. Say "Honey, Baby, Darling.... can you hook this up for me?"
2. Hook it up first and then pull it over their heads and wiggle it on in ways that would make circus performers wince!
Khash.
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:39 PM
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| 9. Option three, hook it up backward, then turn it around, put arms in straps |
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and adjust the cups.
That said, I cand just reach around and fix one in place. I'm special! :D
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:49 PM
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Wear ones that hook in front. Easier for girls and their boys.
I still have never gotten my mind around underwires, though. Sure they give support.... but I think of jockstraps with underwires (boys need support too) and I want to run screaming in the other direction!
Khash.
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:55 PM
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| 12. Those are hard to find anymore |
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For a while in the mid 90's it was hard to get anything else, at least down here on the junior high end of the size range. The problem with the front hook ones is that the strap size doesn't adjust, which sucks for me because I'm posessed of a small cup size but a rather large rib cage, so they rarely fit me at all well. I have one, but I'm not wild about it.
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| Sugar Smack
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Tue Jul-11-06 06:13 PM
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| 6. Okay. I'll wear my 5 year-old sandals, my baggy thrift shop |
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shorts that come down to my knees (what a FIND!) and a new Key West tee shirt I just bought with a collar I had to stretch out.
:) What do you say?
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