I'm cracked out on headache medicine. What choo doin'?

[LaraMN]

[otherlander]

1. I saw giant slugs coming out of a hole in the ground...

and before that I was walking along a street...but it was actually railroad tracks. But then there was a baseball field, and there was a stag standing on it watching me, and a doe came out of the woods and nodded at him, and they walked off together, into the forest, so I went the other way, and found my old grammar school, and did karate on a bridge.

Oh, and For What It's Worth just came on the radio.


On edit: See? I can make totally ordinary experiences sound like drug trips.

[LaraMN]

3. Sooo, I'd say you're pretty well occupied, then.

:rofl:

[politicat]

2. Having ambien hallucinations, listening to Callahan's Key

and nibbling on graham crackers and tea.

Almost bedtime here.

[LaraMN]

6. Sometimes I have hallucinations when I'm not on anything.

Usually when I'm driving. I think there are people in the road, but just for a second. I think it's mental trickery.

[Jamastiene]

4. The best headache medicine makes you ask

"headache? I'm no longer sure if I even have a head. I don't really care either."

*sigh* I'm torn between the latest videogame I am addicted to and DU. Please tell me some of you remember me. :cry: I'm guilty of video game addiction and too little time. I love you, DU'ers.

[LaraMN]

7. I remember you!

No worries! :hug:

[Jamastiene]

9. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I definitely never get a hug while playing the video game. I love you. :hug:

[NMMNG]

14. Hey girl!

Long time no see! :hi:

[Jamastiene]

19. Hey!!!

I sure have missed you. I have this new addiction that is consuming my time and still in school too. I got a weird schedule right now. How have you been doing?

[NMMNG]

21. I've been fine, and you?

What is this new addiction?

[Jamastiene]

23. It's called Runescape, it's one of those

D&D type games. You can chop wood, sell stuff, make gold rings, mine for coal and fish. I don't know what got into me.

I'm supposed to get up at 9:00 am in the morning, but I slept when I came home from art class until like 8:30 tonight, so I am wide ass awake and loving it.

Speaking of art class. I said something that made the whole class bust out in laughter today without even meaning to. It's was odd. We are doing this collage of abstract designs. Each of us had to draw this one little square and we are piecing them all together on this big board to make one big picture. Well, one of the guys drew this great design with a camera, a band aid and to me, :evilgrin:, what looked like a few sperm placed in there. I told him I liked him sperm in the picture. Everybody busted out laughing. Even the teacher laughed and OMG, she's something else. Oh God, I wish I could get to know her away from school. Wow!!!! Such a delightfully sensuous older lady. Oh, I wish. She is adorable. Found out she is a cat person today. That's abou tit, oops, Freudian slip there, she's adorable though. I got less than a week to either win her over or give up. I like her, as usual, I get a female teacher and the crush starts setting in. She's a bit different than most people around here. She seems very open minded to me. If nothing else, maybe I could con her into teaching me how to paint a cat picture.

[NMMNG]

27. Heh Heh

His sperm. :rofl:


I had a friend who wanted to order the tuna fish in a restaurant one time but wasn't sure how they prepared it (i.e., with celery, onions, etc.). She asked the waitress, "So can you describe your tuna?". The rest of us about fell off our seats laughing.


The teacher sounds great. Maybe you can get her to teach you how to paint a picture of a pussy




cat.

[Jamastiene]

28. I sure hope so.

All night long, I wanna paint a picture of her pussy, I mean my pussy, I mean a cat. :evilgrin: How am I supposed to keep my mind form going into the gutter when I think this woman is so awesome? Oh, what I wouldn't do if only she'd let me.

[NMMNG]

29. You're as bad as I am

Actually you're worse, by about this much |--|.

Oh, what I wouldn't do if only she'd let me.

You mean like this?

Or this?

Or even this?

You're a dirty, dirty girl!

[Jamastiene]

30. You forgot something...

the all of the above option...

I wanna do everything and anything she'll let me do.

I need a spanking now.
:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

31. My bad

As to the spanking, your wish is my command:

:spank:

[Jamastiene]

32. Oh thank you so much.

I needed that so bad. You have not idea how happy this makes me. Mmm, yessss! :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

33. If that makes you happy

Check your PM.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Once I had a customer phone in a sandwich order...

I asked, "About how long?" and she replied, "A good six inches or so." I replied, "Um...I meant how long until you'll be here." She cracks up hysterically and says, "Well, I guess you know where my mind is...I'll be there in half an hour."

When she came into the store I said, "It's a good six inches or so" and we both cracked up laughing.

[Jamastiene]

37. ROFLMAO!

I can sure identify with how she felt. I couldn't believe how they took what I said. The teacher told another girl in my group that her art design looked like eggs. No one even flinched. Go figure. I mean if ya already got eggs, the sperm makes a great addition to the painting. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

16. I remember you!

I was thinking about you recently, wondering where you had got to. :hi:

[Jamastiene]

20. It's a game called

Runescape. It's one of those multiuser dungeon type games. I'm addicted.

How have you been?

[billyskank]

22. I am okay

Nice to see you!

[Jamastiene]

24. Great to see you too.

Did you ever get around to drawing that picture? I remember looking for it last time I was here, but couldn't find the original thread where we talked about it.

[billyskank]

25. I haven't done it yet, sorry

I have a bit of a backlog! :blush:

[Jamastiene]

26. That's ok.

In my absence, I would have missed it and I don't want to miss it. :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Waiting for the Vicodin to kick in

:bounce:

[LaraMN]

8. Oh sure, YOU'VE got the good stuff.

And I just have a racing pulse, insomnia, and (still) a toothache!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. May I assume you took Excedrin, then?

Or something similar?

That's my normal headache remedy. Only thing that'll knock 'em out. Vikes just make me not care about 'em. :woohoo:

Can't imagine you with a toothache, though.

[mark414]

12. heyy me too

the doc's office WAS giving me percocet (which i miss already) but since my recovery process is moving along they moved me to something a little less potent...:( *sniff*

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I've never taken Perkies

What are they like?

[mike_c]

17. mine kicked in an hour or two ago....

Mellow.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear Lara......

I'm sorry you have such an awful headache....

I've just spent some time transferring some smileys I've collected into a sub-folder on my PhotoBucket account!

Now you should be seeing me be a bit more creative than I've been in the past!

Although, not right this minute!

:hug:

[NMMNG]

13. Waiting for my Amerge (migraine med) to kick in

I'll give it another 1/2 hour then I'm taking another dose with a Vicodin chaser.

[FuzzySlippers]

18. I had a 1 mg. lorazepam awhile ago.

It doesn't seem to be doing shit.x(

[NightNurse]

34. Nice OP.

See ya' in ER some day.:applause:

[Crazy Dave]

36. I don't care what the label tells you

Alcohol actually makes pain medicines work better :beer: