some old codger is screwing up our raves

[taterguy]

Stink bombs, manure, ants, calls to the cops. It's really getting on my nerves. Wasn't he ever a teenager? Is he just jealous that we're having so much fun?

What should we do to get back at him?

[JVS]

1. Just invite him over and get him laid and/or fucked up

Then he'll be of no bother to you

[Bucky]

11. Of course first ask the girls at the rave who volunteers to do the geezer

I'm sure they're be a stampede

[Dora]

2. Flaming shitbags.

[taterguy]

3. Dude: you rawk

[Richardo]

5. Funny, that's what *I* call the ravers in my neighborhood.

[taterguy]

6. buzzkill

[JVS]

8. Quiet down you!

[Richardo]

9. At your service, pardner.

[JVS]

7. Ravers are like hippies but better smelling and with worse music

[newcriminal]

4. yea, but they are so old they will probably call the shit, poop

[asthmaticeog]

10. Raves? What year is it?

So for real, in 15 years, the kids haven't figured out anything new to do? Jeez, grunge dudes were just as dopey as ravers, but at least *they* eventually moved on...

[Bucky]

12. That's what I used to say about pot. Geeze, kid, we did that 20 year ago!

I'm sure my students of today will be ragging on their future annoying neighbor kids about still doing Methamphetimines in 20 years