...and it's time once again for "Post Your TMI here!"

[progmom]

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Post your unmentionables here. Grooming issues? Unsightly tooth staining? An odor that just won't disperse? Tell us all about it!

We're listening! :)

[JVS]

1. If one lets the dishes sit long enough, the sink will smell as if somone..

shat in it.

[progmom]

2. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I've broken stuff on two people and only felt bad about the first one.

[txwhitedove]

4. Huh? Liked bashed a vase over a creep's head???

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Nope, bones.

[progmom]

5. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

[LaraMN]

One of the kids left a floater in the downstairs toilet.

And I'm saving it for them.

[progmom]

10. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

[LeftyMom]

7. Last night I took off my socks and my feet smelled just like smart dogs

I don't know why. It made me a little hungry though. :wtf:

[progmom]

11. I am glad to know that.

:thumbsup: :)

Taverner's dog's feet smell like Fritos. :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Maybe you ate too many Smart Dogs?

I only like veggie dogs cut up into baked beans. I don't know. They just seem weird otherwise. I never really liked hot dogs anyway though.

[LeftyMom]

19. I don't think I've had one ever

I never eat them because I never even liked real hot dogs. I get them for the kid sometimes but haven't had any around the house in months.

I did eat a whole package of Tofurkey Brautwurst last week, though. Maybe that's what caused it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I've only peed about twice today, even though I am drinking plenty.

:shrug:

[progmom]

14. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

I haven't peed in 7 hours.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. You are going to die.

:(

[progmom]

33. yes

:patriot:

[asthmaticeog]

9. Upon running out of TP, I've used coffee filters.

It's not *entirely* unpleasant, though proper tissue is definitely preferable.

[Misunderestimator]

12. Upon running out of coffee filters, I've used TP.

:D

[JVS]

I've saved money by not buying TP and using free newspapers instead

[asthmaticeog]

21. That is, after all, pretty much all they're good for.

:patriot:

[progmom]

16. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

remind me never to drink your coffee.

[asthmaticeog]

20. Extra roasty!

:9

[RandomKoolzip]

18. I once ran out of TP and used the pages of a porn mag.

Drugs are bad.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. I had gastroenteritis for a couple weeks in april....

and on the second night, I'd thrown up everything I had in my stomach and bowels, and began puking pure yellow bile. The worst part is that it was coming out the other end, too. Not fun.

[progmom]

17. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

:(

[Iniquitous Bunny]

22. I love my new IUD!

:woohoo:

[progmom]

23. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

[LynneSin]

24. Here's a picture of my TMI

I use to waterski in the river surrounding the plant

[progmom]

27. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

Do people go in that water now? Did you waterski before or after the meltdown?

[LynneSin]

39. Before and after

I was kinda not too affected when the accident happened because we had been going to Goldsboro (it's across the river from Middletown and TMI) since I was like 7 years old. My dad referred to the towers as where the fluffy white clouds came from. So when I was 13-14 and TMI happened, I knew that my father's story was nothing more than a fanciful tale but I still thought of them as the "Fluffy White Cloud Makers". BTW, we went back that summer after the accident

[dolo amber]

28. That explains a LOT

:thumbsup:

[auntAgonist]

26. I need to purchase some

Devrom :(

aA
:hi:

[progmom]

29. I am glad to know that!

awwwww... :hug:

[dolo amber]

30. I just sneezed really freakin' hard 3 times and some kind of

tuna-salad matter came out. :cry:

[progmom]

31. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

please tell me you recently ate tuna salad :scared:

[LaraMN]

35. One time I threw up and mixed vegetables shot out of my nose.

It wasn't funny at the time. It was rather painful and kinda horrific. Now it's just funny. Don't ever inhale through your nose whilst you are puking.
I think I've told everyone I know irl about it, too.

[progmom]

37. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

I had a milky way come out of my nose once. x(

[dolo amber]

40. Cheetos, chili and grape kool-aid here

:hi:

I got a bean stuck in my nose. x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. You've had worse squirt out your nose.

:thumbsup:

[progmom]

44. .

:evilfrown:

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. Did she tell you that story?

:shrug:

[unpossibles]

32. I'm at work

physically, anyway.

[Smooth Operator]

34. I sneezed in the car once

and left a greenie hanging on the steering wheel. Thank goodness for travel wipes. :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[progmom]

38. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

[progmom]

36. I am glad to know that!

:thumbsup: :)

[txwhitedove]

41. My Shih Tsu sometimes has trouble, er, completing a poop.

So right there on the street, I have to find a leaf and, icky, help remove the dingleberry, wipe my hands on the grass, yuck, icky, while telling her it isn’t her fault and she’s a good girl.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. At least the dog breed is appropriate for the problem.

Except for terriers, I only like big dogs though.

[txwhitedove]

45. Yes, even though I try to keep her trimmed in strategic places.

My kids and I used to take in every stray, lots of big dogs, cats, turtles, rabbits, and had chickens and pigs. Little Wicca, the Shih Tsu, is a very special friend.

[MorningGlow]

47. Our male cat isn't adjusting to our new house very well

("Enemy" outdoor cats wandering around and he can't get to them.) He's peeing all over the place, especially in the gutted powder room off the dining room, which smells like a zoo every morning after he's taken his morning whizz in the area where the shower unit used to be.

And we haven't done anything about it yet. :blush:

On edit: I kin rite. Rilly, I kin.

[xmas74]

48. One of the ladies I work with doesn't like to throw things

away in the bathroom. She sticks used maxipads on the back of the toilet and seems to forget about them all the time.

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. Damn.

I'd alert someone. There's legal issues with leaving potential biohazards around like that.

[xmas74]

50. No one to alert.

She's a resident in a group home for the developmentally disabled.

I guess they consider her to be excused but we've talked about it. She knows better. She just tells everyone that they are being paid to clean that up, not her.

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. Ah, she's a resident.

There's a bit of a difference there. I assumed you just meant another cube drone (I tend to project my working conditions on everyone else ;)) was doing it.

[Call Me Wesley]

52. Locking.

Sometimes I think I'm Boris Karloff. But then I usually have my first coffee in the mornings and all is well again afterwards.

Too much bodily functions, friends!



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator