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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:03 PM
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Adam Sandler should be kicked in the groin repeatedly
...for making such bad movies

...for "The Wedding Singer", pushing back men's rights by years

...for bankrolling all of the fucking Rob Schneider movies

...for being a fucking Republican

...for those stupid fucking voices

...for that stupid operaman character from SNL

...for just being a dumbass idiot
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:05 PM
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1. The Wedding Singer was a good flick.
Don't know what you mean by "men's rights" but we can agree on the rest.
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WoodyTobiasJr Donating Member (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:05 PM
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2. I wholeheartedly agree with you on all of your points except..
The Wedding Singer...
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:05 PM
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3. Are you bored?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:07 PM
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4. .
:applause:

:toast:

:patriot:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:09 PM
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5. And then covered in kerosene, burned into ashes while
being sent through a chipper shredder, and then have his ashes set in concrete and used as the reservoir for an outhouse for incontinent sex offenders with unstoppable diarrhea.
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 06:16 PM
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20. I love you
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:09 PM
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6. How did the Wedding Singer push back men's rights?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:10 PM
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7. I was just being silly
But if you think about it - any "Chick Flick" tends to do that.

Turns us into objects! Objects I say! Like a piece of MEAT!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:12 PM
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10. Yes they truly are vile! I pronounce them to be anathema!
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:10 PM
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8. little nicki and billy maddison were complete shit
but i liked big daddy, happy gilmore
and the wedding singer
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:11 PM
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9. They could take that footage and put into a movie...
Wait, they've done that something like 20 times already. Never mind...

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:14 PM
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11. He was very good in "Punch Drunk Love"
Unfortunately, more often than not, he chooses to do horrible crap like "Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights".
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:20 PM
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12. nothing or no one more vile or puke inducing than an adam sandler movie
or adam sandler himself.

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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:23 PM
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13. I stopped at the first item on your list.
I didn't even know about the rest of that stuff. I find his movies so appalling that I have no interest in discovering anything else about the man.
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:48 PM
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14. I liked "Spanglish" and can tolerate "The Wedding Singer"
but the rest of his stuff I avoid like the plague. Have heard that "Punch Drunk Love" is good, though.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:51 PM
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15. I'm happy to say that I have never seen any of his movies.
I can't stand him. He's not funny at all.
I avoid his movies like the plague.
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:53 PM
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16. Republican & lousy comedian.
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:58 PM
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17. Adam Sandler should be sentenced...
For making horrible movies...

To a life sentence of making movies with Pauly Shore. :P
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:59 PM
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18. I think he should have a restraining order put on him
No coming within 1000 feet of a camera or typewriter
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 06:51 PM
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25. An Adam Sandler/Pauly Shore buddy movie would be great...
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 06:53 PM by norml
to poop on!

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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 06:02 PM
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19. AMEN.
I despise him.
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 06:18 PM
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21. I basically agree though I've never seen any of his movies
though I do like the Hannukeh song.

I had no idea he was a Republican though. That really sucks.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 06:21 PM
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22. I've been saying that for years.
I was always the odd kid out for not loving Adam Sandler. I've always wanted to cause him great physical harm for the shit he's spewed across screens.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 06:39 PM
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23. So much that he does in a movie just isn't funny so when something is,
it seems like it happened by accident. But humor is such a subjective thing; so many people are crazy for Mel Brooks but I don't find his stuff funny at all. I think he himself is funny, but his movies suck IMO.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 06:41 PM
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24. I'm with you.
I despise him.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 07:48 PM
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26. Fortunately-for Adam
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 07:48 PM by GalleryGod
You're not his Boss.


Vinnie Chase & Adam ....the next project!
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 08:29 PM
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27. There is something disturbing about him
seems like his characters always get uncessarily violent. I know it's supposed to be funny and maybe I'm being to sensitive (but I like other slap stick...I love the Stooges for example) but he just completely misses my funny bone. I even put the veto on my wife's suggestion of taking my son to see Click because I'm so uncomfortable with his use of violence.

His songs are sometimes funny but that's as far as I get with him.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 08:36 PM
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28. Who wants his shoe near Sandler's groin? Boot him in the head!
People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!


SANDLER (as basic dumbass Sandler character): A what?... (thump) Ow! My head!
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