"I can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair!!"

[arwalden]

Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Pyle. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

[Benfea]

1. R. Lee Earmey was brilliant in that movie. -NT

[Deja Q]

2. Yipes. Never before have I seen a movie where

the foreground came from "An Officer and a Gentleman" yet the background came from "Hell's Kitchen"...

:yoiks:

[otherlander]

3. That's nice, dear...here, now, take these pills and go back to sleep.

Cute little psycopath... ^_^

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. My dad let me watch that movie when I was five.

Odd parenting skills obviously, but I turned out fine and I love that movie.

[KFC]

5. You are nothing but grabbastic pieces of amphibian shit!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html

[GOPisEvil]

6. Are you quitting on me? Well are you?!

Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

[KFC]

8. Short-dicking

"I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo."

Do you know what the hell that is supposed to mean? I never understood it.

[arwalden]

7. This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

[MrSlayer]

9. Brilliant role. FMJ soundboard here.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html

Classic.