Post here and I will insult you.

[Mutley]

Shakespearean-style! :thumbsup:

[progmom]

1. cool!

:thumbsup:

[Mutley]

2. Thou yeasty unchin-snouted wagtail!

:D

[progmom]

4. *gasp*

:cry:

[Mutley]

6. Don't cry!

:hug:




:P

[Call Me Wesley]

3. :bounce: No inhibitions!

;)

[Mutley]

5. Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

12. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Deja Q]

7. A pox on this thread! I shake'n'bake on Shakespeare!

:P

[Mutley]

9. Idol of idiot-worshippers!

:o

[bigwillq]

8. Insult away!

:bounce: :) :P :hi:

[Mutley]

10. Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.

LOL! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

11. And you don't want to beat me?

:hide:

[Mutley]

14. It's okay to beat idol-worshippers.

:spank:

:D

[Bombero1956]

15. verily?

lay thy best on me.

[Mutley]

17. [Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.

;)

:D

[Bombero1956]

23. in truth?

verily I will take myself hence and touch myself anon.

[Mutley]

26. Make haste! And get thee hence to a closet!

:P

[bigwillq]

13. What part do you want to beat?

:shrug: :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

16. Ahem!

Guess. :evilgrin:




:rofl:

[bigwillq]

20. This is your thread

you need to tell me! :P :) :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

24. You asked for it...

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

41. LOL!

:rofl:

I think you've found my spot! :bounce: :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

45. I'm good at that.

:rofl:


:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

18. Take your best shot, thou insolent churl

:grr:

[Mutley]

21. Thou weedy rump-fed skainsmate!

:grr:

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Don't give me that

you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous PERvert!

:hi:

[Mutley]

22. Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Thou saucy clay-brained pumpion!


:hi: :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mutley]

27. You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny.

[RedCappedBandit]

28. I love you!

what?

[Mutley]

30. Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side.

:P

[RedCappedBandit]

31. Now i'm hungry

Ah heck! :)

[Mutley]

33. [Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.

;)

[RedCappedBandit]

37. Nope, no it isnt!

I'm checking right now.

[flvegan]

29. Cool! I haven't been insulted all day (I don't think). Let 'er rip!

[Mutley]

32. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.


:D :hi:

[flvegan]

34. Wouldn't that be

"thine sinking" or something? I art leaky. IArtLeaky...my new screen name if we have name change amnesty again.

[Mutley]

35. Ha! I'll take credit for that.

It might be "thine." Hmm...

[txwhitedove]

36. Avast, Dirty Ethyl Flint! Take your best shot, wench.

[Mutley]

38. Thou impertinent rough-hewn nut-hook!

Thou art baser than a cutpurse.

[txwhitedove]

42. Who are ye calling a thief? ...must look up the nut-hook slander...

En garde! Take that....

[Mutley]

43. Thou'rt by no means valiant;

For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork of a poor worm. :o

[txwhitedove]

49. Fork this! For that insult, I stole your pizza.

[Mutley]

50. Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.

[miss_american_pie]

39. Have at it

You can't do any worse than my four year old. ;)

[Mutley]

40. Thou craven hell-hated malcontent!

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it.

:D

[miss_american_pie]

44. Hmmm..

I kinda liked that. ;)

[Mutley]

46. So did I.

:P

[Xipe Totec]

47. Hurt me, beat me...

walk all over me with your high heeled shoes.

:bounce:

[Mutley]

48. You do unbend your noble strength,

to think so brainsickly of things. :bounce:

[Xipe Totec]

51. Thy dainty stingers prick, but do not wound

though thou has torn a new airhole in this old pelt.

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

52. Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty

To make thy riches pleasant.

[Xipe Totec]

54. I humbly thank you.

To sue to live, I find I seek to die;
And, seeking death, find life: let it come on.



:toast:

[Mutley]

57. Lie hid moe thousand deaths: yet death we fear,

That makes these odds all even.





:) :toast:

[Xipe Totec]

63. Why give you me this shame?

Think you I can a resolution fetch
From flowery tenderness? If I must die,
I will encounter darkness as a bride,
And hug it in mine arms.

:headbang:

[Mutley]

65. There spake my brother; there my father's grave

Did utter forth a voice. Yes, thou must die:
Thou art too noble to conserve a life
In base appliances. This outward-sainted deputy,
Whose settled visage and deliberate word
Nips youth i' the head and follies doth emmew
As falcon doth the fowl, is yet a devil
His filth within being cast, he would appear
A pond as deep as hell.

[Xipe Totec]

68. To leave this keen encounter of our wits,

And fall something into a slower method-
Is not the causer of the timeless deaths
Of these Plantagenets, Henry and Edward,
As blameful as the executioner?


:woohoo:

[Mutley]

70. Your beauty was the cause of that effect:

Your beauty, that did haunt me in my sleepe,
To undertake the death of all the world,
So I might lie one houre in your sweet bosom.

:applause:


:D

[Xipe Totec]

72. Vouchsafe, divine perfection of a woman,

Of these supposed-evils, to give me leave,
By circumstance, but to acquit myself.

:hug:

[Mutley]

73. Vouchsafe, diffus'd infection of a man,

For these known evils, but to give me leave,
By circumstance, to curse thy cursed self.



:hug:

[RetroLounge]

53. Feel Free

:hi:

RL

[Mutley]

55. Thou art unfit for any place but hell.

:hi:



Me too. :P

[RetroLounge]

58. meh

I already live there...

RL

[Mutley]

60. Thou sham'st the music of sweet news

By playing it to me with so sour a face.

[RetroLounge]

64. ...

:applause:

RL

[Dangerously Amused]

56. Oh DO me, thou purveyor of perverted smilies!

:bounce:

[Mutley]

59. Thou whoreson mandrake,

thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.



:bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

74. Oooohhhhh, GOOD one!

:applause:



:patriot:

[Courtesy Flush]

61. Please only insult me if you vote Republican

[Mutley]

62. Yes, brother, you may live:

There is a devilish mercy in the judge,
If you'll implore it, that will free your life,
But fetter you till death.

[NNadir]

66. Have at it, you elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog.

[Mutley]

67. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian!

I'll tickle your catastrophe!

:thumbsup:

[NNadir]

69. Not bad for a spongy plume plucked barnacle.

[Mutley]

71. Thou call'st thyself a hotter name than any is in hell.

[reyd reid reed]

75. Wound me, offend my tender sensibilities...

Cut me to the quick and tarry not, fair maiden...

I anxiously await...

[Mutley]

76. Such inordinate and low desires,

Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

:D

[reyd reid reed]

78. Oooooooh...

Now...if I could just find someone to practice those on...

[Mutley]

80. Aye. Is anyone in sight?

I could use one as well. :7

[reyd reid reed]

85. Heh...

If there was, do you honestly think I'd be in here, post whoring?

:rofl:

[Mutley]

86. No. Come to think of it, I wouldn't be here either.

:7


:9

[u4ic]

77. You wouldn't insult

lil ol' me, would ya? :-(

[Mutley]

79. Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

:o

:D

[u4ic]

81. Your place or mine,

bay-bee. :loveya:

[Mutley]

83. Either way. I'm easy.

:7



:loveya:

[BlueIris]

82. I need to be insulted. That hasn't happened enough this week.

I'm feeling the lack of self-esteem eroding insanity this week. I am so lacking.

[Mutley]

84. Sense sure you have, else could you not have motion;

but sure that sense is apoplex'd.

;)