Why Don't You Like Alpacas?

[Placebo]

They never hurt nobody. :shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. I heard they killed a guy in Jersey.

:shrug:

[Placebo]

2. Who hasn't?

:shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Touche.

But how many people eat the flesh then have sex with the skull?

[Placebo]

5. *slowly raises hand*

...m........me?

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. A bear killed a couple alpacas in Jersey.

Even our bears are mobsters.

[Blue-Jay]

4. Alpacas like to shoot men just to watch them die.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. There's a llama farm by me.

The town put up a llama crossing sign. Way cooler than the bear crossing signs.

[Placebo]

8. Yeah...

those Bear Crossing signs are a dime-a-dozen.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. More common than deer crossing signs.

And we only have one duck crossing sign in town.

[achtung_circus]

10. You like Alpacas?

I got Alpacas.



Killers, every single one.

[Placebo]

11. Aww, look at that face!

Did it get a haircut? :D

[achtung_circus]

12. Newly shorn

all 10 of them, I saw them en route from Western Canada to their new home.