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Arger68 Donating Member (562 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 08:23 AM
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Breaking: Chicken lays mystery Allah egg
ALMATY (Reuters) - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.

"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.

"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060713/od_nm/kazakhstan_egg_dc;_ylt=Ao6vsJ0exxqgP6O8qd1nwP0DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-

I call bullshit - Pictures of Jesus in a waffle, or on a pickup tailgate, certainly. Allah written on an egg? Not a chance!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 08:27 AM
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1. CHRIST ON A STICK!
this beats the hell out of Jesus toast or the Chicago underpass thing.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 09:15 AM
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2. What happens if it hatches?
just wondering...
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 09:17 AM
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3. Then it will grow up to become the Chicken of Allah! Praise be unto the
chicken.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 09:17 AM
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4. mmmmmm Allah-Omelets
:bounce:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 09:44 AM
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5. which came 1st? the allah or the egg?
:shrug:
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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 10:33 AM
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6. Not sure I'd want a god that emerges from a chicken's ass n/t
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