Today, there's not enough coffee in the world (and other bizarre musings)

[MissMillie]

And I don't usually even drink coffee.

I got to bed not long after coming home from the veterinary hospital, and after a while I fell asleep, only to have the hospital call me and tell me that the doc was supposed to collect a deposit. They needed $750. I, of course, don't have $750. They asked me if I wanted to apply for a credit card called "Credit Care" or "Care Credit" (I forget which--I'm operating on very little sleep) and it turns out I'm eligible for $4000 in credit.

Then she tells me that while this card isn't good for everything, it can be used for veterinary care, and even orthodontia (yeah, now they tell me!) and get this: cosmetic surgery. I could actually use this card to have some loose skin (from losing all my weight) removed. (At this stage of the game I won't do that, but... weird)

Strange shit to muddle through on just a couple of hours sleep. :shrug: