Religious Whack-Job's Diary for sale on E-Bay

[benburch]

http://tinyurl.com/pfpk4

HILARIOUS! Read the "Questions to the seller"!!!

[RebelOne]

1. Would you believe there are 226 offers?

[benburch]

2. I'll offer him a ride to the nuthatch. nt

[LaraMN]

3. Whoa! I wonder if I pay $60 to one of those "buy a star" outfits,

could I buy the sun, and would I then OWN God?

[benburch]

4. I'll sell you a star for $1.

Which one do you want? Antaries is still available.

[LaraMN]

5. Can I get a bulk rate on the big dipper?

:D

[benburch]

7. I'll sell you the ENTIRE CONSTELLATION for $5!

And that includes BILLIONS and BILLIONS of galaxies, and all the planets therein. Imagine the value of the mineral right alone!

[MadHound]

6. Man, I have got to get in on this religious racket!

Fifteen thousand dollars for a diary that is most likely either entirely bogus, or the product of a delusional mind. And how many thousands for that Christ imprinted cheese sandwich awhile back.

Hmmm, have to figure out some sort of something Christ related in order to fleece these sheep.

[benburch]

8. I have thought of several ways.

But my sense of ethics has kept me poor...

[MadHound]

9. Darn those ethics

Sadly I am saddled with a set of them myself, otherwise I would be a rich man today. Oh well, at least we can take solace that our karma is(mostly)clean.

[sakabatou]

10. Intersting stuff...

"God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest..." Who would've exploded 9 billion years ago.
"CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.)" Riiiiigggghhhhttt....
"God does not know the future." But I thought he was all-knowing...

It's hilarious. :D

[madinmaryland]

11. WOW!!! CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH.

(Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.

>>snip

Damn, I'm always chewing my fingernails and fingers! I should have died of cancer years ago!

:wtf:

[madinmaryland]

12. Another winner of a response here:

..snip

Q: What were the circumstances surrounding this miracle?
Jul-13-06
A: I can remember it all as if it was yesterday. I was in my dormitory room at my school 12 miles outside of New York City. It was a Sunday morning and I was getting ready to go celebrate my baby niece's birthday with our family. It was March 17th.. In New York it was a unseasonably warm day.. about 55 degrees and the dorm was hot. I opened the window and sat down on the bed. There were no screens on the window and a gentle breeze blew the long curtains into the room. It was eerie how I suddenly knew Jesus was about to appear to me AND HE DID. He materialized. He stood suspended in the air about four feet from the ground. He appeared in 'full body.' What I mean by that is that when Jesus appeared to my patron Saint, Saint Therese, He appeared only as a vision of His Holy Face but, for me, Jesus appeared from 'head to foot.' He was made of what I can only describe as 'living sunshine.' He was golden in color.. all of Him including the eyes and hair. Although it was evident to me that He was made of living sunshine, the temperature of the room did not change. He only stayed a few minutes. But a great deal of communication took place. I begged Him to stay longer. But He did not. I can't guess what the next disaster will be.. But I think it was be HUGH. I am fairly certain it will hit the USA and it might be a terrorist attack OR a natural disaster. That will be the time when all eyes turn to me. (And yes I too am quite worried about global warming... We are in for huge problems if the world doesn't pull together, unify and fix things in a hurry. Why do I think Jesus chose me? I really do not know and I often wish He hadn't. But I accept the responsibility that comes with Jesus' appearance to me. 2000 spaces already! Write back if you want me to continue.

..snip

The guy is definately a freeper as he refers to something being HUGH!!!!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

13. LOL

She wanted 15K for the "Buy it Now" price.

231 offers were made and all were declined.

She should have accepted at least one of them.

Here is a currently running auction of the same item if anybody wants in. :rofl: