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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 12:57 PM
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I just found a cross-shaped wound on my wrist!
Unfortunately, I can't sell my arm or wrist on eBay.

How can a liberal, secular-humanist atheist like myself take advantage of the "Jesus is on my grilled cheese" craze?

(I'm serious about the cut on my left wrist, too. I have no idea how it got there, and it is fairly small & painless...It was not there this morning that I noticed, but I saw it when I got to work)



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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 12:59 PM
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1. Autographed pictures? Pimp yourself!
:D



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Ravenseye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 12:59 PM
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2. I've wondered about this before
Our bedroom door has a wood groove mark that looks alot like Jesus, and another like a map of the state of vermont.

Is there a place to go where I can regsiter my site as a spot where people come and pay me 10 bucks to look at my door?
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Ravenseye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 12:59 PM
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3. dupe
Edited on Fri Jul-14-06 12:59 PM by Ravenseye
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 01:00 PM
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4. You could at least sell pictures of it on eBay...
That way, the faithful will get their fill. :P I have a scar on the top of my left wrist that was left by a teething toddler when I was about 2 years old. It looks like a small vampire bat. You think I could sell pics of it too? If so, maybe I could call it the "Holy Bite Mark." :P
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 01:06 PM
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6. I can enlarge the pic of the wound
to make it look bigger, too. It's really kind of small.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 01:06 PM
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7. Yes. Make sure they're big enough to see all of the holy
attributes. :hi: You'll make a fortune! (And I'm only half-kidding...)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 01:01 PM
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5. Start a cult.
Take donations. You'll never have to work again. Or just go on tour.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-14-06 01:08 PM
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8. Stigmata!
It's a miracle!
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