That's it - we're fucking doomed

[Taverner]

Israel and Lebanon at war...we started this shit, with the heady help of the Likud and Hamas. The rest of the ME is at war, we're running out of oil, the environment is about to explode, North Korea wants to bomb us, the rest of the world wants to shit on us, OBL is still at loose but goddamnit that scofflaw Tommy Chong has been arrested, the Dow is crashing, Bush is hiding, Ken Lay still didn't serve a day, Ann Coulter's hatred is #1, and now Weezer just broke up.

Fuck it...I'm smoking a lot of dope and getting blottoed tonight.

[anarch]

1. perhaps you just need to contemplate my inspirational poster design:

There now, that should make us all feel better, no?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. NO!

[Nickster]

10. OMG, I LOVE that! n/t

[LaraMN]

3. Go home and hug your kids.

Sometimes it would seem that they're the only things that are right, in the world.:hug:

[jobycom]

4. Well, better than abstinence doomed, I guess. nt

[Taverner]

7. AND TO TOP IT OFF

The fucking fundies are MAKING armageddon happen. They figure since the world didn't go along with them in 900 AD, 1800 AD and 2000 AD they'd make it happen this time by fucking the world up themselves.

[jobycom]

9. That does it, I'm going partying tonight! Who's with me?!?

[RagingInMiami]

5. Chong got arrested?

[Taverner]

6. Yep - for selling BONGS

Ashcroft's last act of duty

[RagingInMiami]

11. Oh, but that was a while ago

I thought you meant he got arrested again.

[LSK]

8. dont worry, there will be pig for dinner

[anarch]

12. god bless america

*World exploding in background* "heh, how about this here dead, roasted pig on a spit? Ain't that somethin'?" Yuk yuk yuk. "Now watch this drive."

[deucemagnet]

13. Yep. I sure am glad he's showing the leadership we need...

...in these times.

[Taverner]

14. He's been reading too many Tim La Haye books

as have most of America

Wow - the world gone because of a misinterpretation of a pacifist...the fucking irony