Post here if you lay awake at night, dreaming of Rachel Ray

[Taverner]

[Taverner]

1. Matcom...calling Matcom

[MadHound]

2. Picky point of order

If you are laying awake, you are fantasizing about Rachel Ray. Dreaming, unless it is day-dreaming(really a form of mild self hypnotization), occurs when you are asleep.

That said, RR is quite the cute and perky one. But I neither dream nor fantasize about her, hell, I don't even watch her cooking show(I'm just not a cooking show fan, no matter who it is).

[bicentennial_baby]

3. You. Need. Help.

For reals son... jeebus.

[Taverner]

4. Awwww come on

She's cute. She's perky. She's curvy and wears a size 10.

What's not to like?

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Her suckiness in the food arena

At least she admits that she's NOT a chef...but, yeah, she sucks, imho. When sniffa wants to push my buttons, all he has to say is "E.V.O.O.".... :rofl:

[Taverner]

6. Her food isn't BAD

If you're epicurously challenged...basically the best stuff for bachelors.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. i suppose

she still tweaks me out with her Joker-esque smile :P

[Taverner]

8. I think it's YUMMO

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Not "yummo?"

I'm thinking that would do it too.

:P

[ThomCat]

9. If I have RR is my head all night

I'm going to be pissed off in the morning. x(

[KamaAina]

10. She actually did have me tossing and turning a bit last night

though I would classify that not as a dream but as a nightmare worthy of New Orleans' St. Louis Cemetery No. 2.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5371676&mesg_id=5371676

[SacredCow]

11. Not really....

but I can see why some would find her attractive...

I can honestly say that if I had to spend any amount of time with her, I would remove my socks and gag her chatty pie-hole! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

13. Hmmm, that kinda redefines "Cooking with Rachel Ray"...

:yoiks:







Edited: Typo